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billigon 

1. a silly little person, a person who won't stop talking about their interests

2. a person that keeps changing to topic occasionally
person 1: my friend won't stop chaging the topic!
person 2: aren't you sure they are just a billigon?

person 3: my friend is just a little billigon ^_^ always talking abt their interests!
person 4: billigon?
person 3: yeah! I person that cant stop talking abt their interests!
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A golden yacht for every billionaire 

A new economic policy proposed by the presidential hopeful M. Rommey. The presidential candidate and other proponents of this program argue that it will stimulate the economy via a “flush-down” effect, similar to the “trickle-down” effect that revolutionized the economic thinking during the Reagan administration.
The "A golden yacht for every billionaire" program is backed by economic research. A recent, double-blind study has revealed that billionaires are at least 15% more likely to spend time in their yachts if they are given additional yachts made out of solid gold. Because the plumbing of yachts is such that fecal waste is discharged directly into the water, providing golden yachts to billionaires will thuswise result in 15% more fecal waste from billionaires being available in the aquatic ecosystem. In this way, poor people may supplement their diets with partially digested corn kernels and discarded shrimp nubs that they may find at the water’s edge. The additional nutrients in the aquatic ecosystem are also expected to positively impact the fishing industry as billionaire feces is known to attract certain species of fish. As a result of the increased nutritive resources available, the average lower and middle class worker will have the energy to work three jobs instead of just two, resulting in additional tax revenue to fund the program and generally stimulating the economy.

Eleventy Billion 

A made up number Keanu Reeves decided to bet for Final Jeopardy.
"I bet eleventy billion dollars."
"That's not even a real number"
"Yet!"
Eleventy Billion by Trebek December 30, 2003

Billigan 

A do-over shot in golf, synonymous with "mulligan," invented and perfected by former US President Bill Clinton. Clinton, who professed to play by the rules of golf repeatedly as president, routinely takes as many as 100 extra shots per 18 holes of golf, according to the bestselling book, "First Off the Tee," by Don Van Natta Jr. The way Mr. Clinton does it is this: He tees off twice, or even three times, off a tee, then gets out to the fairway and asks his playing partners which ball was his first shot. This is the shot he is supposed to play. Inevitably, his playing partners point to the ball closest to the flag, and often that is Mr. Clinton's second or third tee shot. A billigan is a do-over golf shot awarded by complicit fellow golfers who act as co-conspirators in the act of cheating.
Mr. Clinton was in an especially frisky mood the day he played at Pebble Beach, treating himself to 100 Billigans but carding an impressive 79.
Billigan by Golf maven April 25, 2005

4 Billion 

The exact number of any exaggerated quantity of anything (minutes, books, tacos, etc.).
Hey, i saw sally sit in your lap at the party last night. did you finally give in to that swamp donkey?

What?! No, of course not. She weighs like 4 billion pounds!
4 Billion by Barnaby J. July 4, 2008

D Billions 

D Billions is a nursery rhyme channel platform that uploads stupid nursery rhymes for babies and kids
like that tiktok they used a D Billions popular nursery rhyme and it's my name is

go search that nursery rhyme but add it with the word D Billions

the song goes like this:
My nAmE Is cHiCkY! ChIcKy cHicKy cHiCkY,
hey have you ever heard of this channel called D Billions?
yes they upload weird nursery rhymes and in some of the nursery rhymes the voices can change and it's very odd.
D Billions by holydrugs April 27, 2022

billion dollar baby 

Billion Dollar baby means that from a young age you've had the mentality and mindset that you're gonna make it in life, go places and make alot of money
I'm a "billion dollar baby" man, been on this shit since I was a jit
billion dollar baby by Willllay November 17, 2019