A big black man who is dressed just like
CJ from Grand Theft Auto and is also
bigger and tougher than you and could beat the
living daylights out of you
(Person 1 is pasty white person, Person 2 is dark black person, Person 3 is small white person)
Person 1: this is my black friend Tyrone
Person 2 (Tyrone): hi
Person 3: go away you big black bully man
Person 2: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE SHIT? I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED
TOP OF MY
CLASS IN THE NAVY SEALS, AND—
Person 3: *shaking in
fear* *kills him* I had to. I just had to.