biffers

extension of BFF, syn: BFF, besties

Catherine and I are biffers.

by mudpiesmama December 20, 2008

biffers ridge

that bit between your fanny and your anus, also known as a gooch

i licked her biffers ridge until she gushed all over my face

by naughty-ness September 28, 2009

Birfers

Crazy people who think Barack Obama was not born in Hawaii, USA. They Claim his Birth Certificate (COLB) is a fake, he was born in Kenya, making him ineligible to be President.

Groups that fall under Birfers: PUMA, Fringe Right-wing Blogs, Conspiracy people, Bigots, Sore Losers and mentally unstable.

by Krownick January 28, 2009

You fat biffer

Someone eating or aquiring comically large and/or frequent amounts of food, or appearing to do so.
Must be said with a south-west english accent (Cornwall, Devon, etc.)
Only works with the 'You' at the front, and only happens with 'You' and 'Bif' on one note, and 'fat'and 'fer' on a higher one.
There's no real emphasis anywhere, and it's deadpan despite the humourous intent.

"4 pints. And a pie."
"You fat biffer."

by davev July 15, 2005

busts my buffers

Bust my buffers is a phrase used to express annoyance. Alternative to "grinds my gears".

Tony: I have a massive scratch on my phone screen. It's really busts my buffers!

by yer mum succ bum January 11, 2019

bffersary

The anniversary of being best friends with a person.

Me: Dude! Do you know what today is?
BFF: Uh, no.
Me: It's September 6, 1977! The day we met in first grade! It's our BFFersary!
BFF: Awesome!

by Bearacide September 27, 2017

Bifflers Bridge

The space between ones ball sac and ass hole.

I had a proper itch between my balls and butt so I gave the Bifflers Bridge a good ole scratch!

by Lady Marla March 19, 2023