Bifferd

Someone having sex behind a biffer bin behind a local pub

Sharon got bifferd at the back of the queens

by Chucky1012002 August 22, 2023

biffed it

To fall on your face or in an absolutely ridiculous fashion, often suffering and being badly injured in the act.

Boy runs into a tree and breaks his leg.
"Wow, that kid totally biffed it!"

by Shelista February 2, 2009

You fat biffer

Someone eating or aquiring comically large and/or frequent amounts of food, or appearing to do so.
Must be said with a south-west english accent (Cornwall, Devon, etc.)
Only works with the 'You' at the front, and only happens with 'You' and 'Bif' on one note, and 'fat'and 'fer' on a higher one.
There's no real emphasis anywhere, and it's deadpan despite the humourous intent.

"4 pints. And a pie."
"You fat biffer."

by davev July 15, 2005

biffed

To fall on your ass, like a clumsy fool

"Dude i was like grinding like nobodys business when I just biffed it"

by Anonymous July 11, 2003

BiffedHawn

The hand with which you have rubbed the head of you're unwashed penis to climax is known as the "BiffedHawn" - e.g you have Biffed yourself hand-wise, self abuse. It now has a vomit inducing scent that should be washed more thoroughly than a coughed in hand.

FFS eeeewwwwwww!!!!! whos got the biffedhawn!!?

by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020

biffer

the word used to describe someone a little bit on the chubby side

might be used to be less insulting than just calling someone straight up fat, unless they know what it means.....

i just ate a whole pack of jaffa cakes, im a right biffer!

dude, check out that big girl! what a biffer

4 big Macs!?!?! you fucking biffer!

by jimbmx306 February 9, 2010

biffed

trying to be smoothe, or impress someone.... and you fall and make yourself look like an ass..

She was jumping over the net.. and biffed it..

by kj March 1, 2005