Beanos is the most powerful character in all of the imaginative world of Marvel. Have you ever heard of Galactus, the destroyer of worlds, who literally eats worlds for breakfast. Well Beanos can completely obliterate Galactus's entire family with the blink of an eye. You should be afraid, because Beanos may seem cute and harmless, but he is the most evil being to ever live.
Random Human On Street: What in the world? Awww it looks so cute. Who's your owner little buddy?
Beanos: How dare you asume someone owns me!
Random Human On Street: Ahhhh. You can speak? Get away from me! *starts running away*
Beanos: *looks at human running* You are pitiful! *blinks* (Random Human On Street running away disintegrates)
Beanos: This is my world! Everyone, Bow down to me!
It's the mark of a true beanophile that one can differentiate between the various cultivars of Phaseolus vulgaris and recite all versions of "Beans, beans the musical fruit"
A: What's wrong with him?
B: Him? Oh, he's just a Beanophile. Has to watch his beloved actor's routinely ill-fated characters die in just about everything they're in
A: Ah, true
A man of many trades who is secretly a psychopath but hides it behind his long eye lashes and puffer fish lips, he will kill u or fight u if provoked, the least forgiving person u will meet, loyal to those he chooses to call family , hella thicc in the booty, a hoe who has many sad boi hours and is secretly a baby🥺