Beanoed

When you have smoked to much weed and are high af

John-“Yo bro you alright”
Steve-“nah bro I’m beanoed”

by AJRC July 22, 2019

Beanoed

To painfully hit the ball behind square in cricket, or to York one’s self.

He’s really Beanoed the life out of the ball today

by Joe roots father in-law February 19, 2025

Chino Beaned

High as fucking balls

Tim- yoo how high are u bro
Ant- Im fucking Chino Beanedddddd

by Pipity July 4, 2019

Beanied

A alcohol induced state total retardation. leading to Abnormal Behavior, Random acts of stupidity and an uncontrollable urge to make love with unattractive women.

Ryan was Totally beanied last night. I cant wait to go out and get beanied.

by Lynchy1993 June 1, 2011

beaned

Hit in the head with a thrown object. Originally a baseball term, in that context it means "hit in the head with a pitch."

Did you see that? She just beaned him with a dead fish!

by Tyler July 27, 2004

beaned out

to be high on "beans", which are any opioid pill, (oxys, vikes, percs, lortabs, opanas, morphine pills, oxymorphone, hydromorphone, methadone pills, etc.). Can also be used to describe the high of any opiate/opioid, besides heroin or opium.

JC: yoo dawg u tryna go to that party tonight?
NM: nah i'm all BEANED OUT right now jus chillin wit an empty house, lets just get a couple bitches to come thru n suck our dicks muhuhahaaa.
JC: im down, save me some beans niggaaa
NM: got u

by N-8 DOG September 9, 2011

beaned

To fulfill the task at hand, and to forsake it completely. To defeat your enemy in a glorious fashion, while giving up during the very first minutes of the battle. To enslave, yet still dignify. To bean someone, is to do many things. It is a word used to conquer, but never to humiliate. The degree is arbitrary, the definitions blurred by history and time.

Powerful words shan't be given meaning by mere men. Thus beaning will forever remain as a neutral term for action of any kind. To seek the meaning of the word alone, will still classify as beaning. Use it as you wish. Beware however, as those who speak the word can go to neither heaven or hell.

I've beaned you.
Absolutely beaned.
A lot of beaning going on over here.

by the forenoon of Friday October 28, 2020