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Carhartt beanie
“I thought she liked me but then she showed up in a carhartt beanie and now I realized she’s after my sister”
Carhartt beanie by Whose the clown now January 19, 2020
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Beanoe • Beanoed • Beaner • beaned • beaner baby • beaner ball • beanerish • Beanerism • Béance • Beane
beanergy
(1), a portmanteau of ‘bean’ and ‘energy’ / extra energy felt from drinking coffee, or eating chocolate-covered coffee beans
(2), a portmanteau of ‘bean’ and ‘synergy’ / when different coffees are blended together to form a perfect brew
(2), a portmanteau of ‘bean’ and ‘synergy’ / when different coffees are blended together to form a perfect brew
(1), I've been drinking espresso all morning and I’m buzzed with beanergy: ‘beanergized’.
(2), I’d thought my blend of Java was the ultimate – but with this new one is the epitome of beanergy.
(2), I’d thought my blend of Java was the ultimate – but with this new one is the epitome of beanergy.
beanergy by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ May 7, 2013
House Beaner
“ When Mr Johnson comes around that Vato kisses his ass because he wants to go golfing with that Gringo. Damn house Beaner.
House Beaner by Jalapeño ass burn March 9, 2020
Beanos
Everybody gangsta until BEANOS
beanerbyte
1. a unit of data measurement for computers, one beanerbyte is eaqual to one gigobyte , the only diffrence is that a beanerbyte contains media in spanish .
2.one gigobyte of hispanic pornography
2.one gigobyte of hispanic pornography
1.Jose has one beanerbyte of hispanic music on his computer
2. yesturday i downloded one beanerbyte of porn on my computer
2. yesturday i downloded one beanerbyte of porn on my computer
beanerbyte by beaner master98 August 15, 2010
goth beanie
goth beanie by #needmeabeanie January 16, 2023
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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