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beano2

An edible lollipop that grows a huge harry man and makes you fart
I just love beano2
by I have lots of beano2 November 4, 2003
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Beanos

a bean that was fused with Thanos making the ultimate lifeform BEANOS
Everybody gangsta until BEANOS
by juusha August 4, 2019
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Beanos

Beanos is the most powerful character in all of the imaginative world of Marvel. Have you ever heard of Galactus, the destroyer of worlds, who literally eats worlds for breakfast. Well Beanos can completely obliterate Galactus's entire family with the blink of an eye. You should be afraid, because Beanos may seem cute and harmless, but he is the most evil being to ever live.
Random Human On Street: What in the world? Awww it looks so cute. Who's your owner little buddy?
Beanos: How dare you asume someone owns me!
Random Human On Street: Ahhhh. You can speak? Get away from me! *starts running away*
Beanos: *looks at human running* You are pitiful! *blinks* (Random Human On Street running away disintegrates)
Beanos: This is my world! Everyone, Bow down to me!
by SkornflieBass December 2, 2019
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beano

This is slang for a "lads' trip" away on the piss...kind of like a stag-do, but there's no need for anyone to get married. Any excuse will do....
Goin on a beano with the lads to Blackpool..got well tanked on last's years beano, and plan to do so again..
by Oli July 7, 2004
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Beanophile

(Alternatively: Fabophile)

1. One who has a strong fondness or preference for beans.
2. One who enjoys productions starring the actor Sean Bean.
It's the mark of a true beanophile that one can differentiate between the various cultivars of Phaseolus vulgaris and recite all versions of "Beans, beans the musical fruit"

A: What's wrong with him?
B: Him? Oh, he's just a Beanophile. Has to watch his beloved actor's routinely ill-fated characters die in just about everything they're in
A: Ah, true
by Charlemagne1993 December 22, 2016
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Beanophillia

noun
1. a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or child is sexually attracted to a bean of any type
"why is he touching a bean like that, is he a beanophillia?"
by Expremo Michael Cockus October 30, 2022
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Beanotherapy

when you have a massive fart attack and you self-medicate with a dietary supplement to supress or eliminate your flatulence
Yo, that chicken fajita gave mad gas man. I tried to get health insurance but the doctor said that farting is a preexisting condition. I guess I'm gonna have to go through some beanotherapy.
by Gnezz10 March 31, 2010
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