(N.) A 49-year old, washed up, decrepid, never-has-been, from "The Mean Streets Of Boston" that presently holds the offical title (as voted by
America itself) as "World's Worst Rapper" (who would have only been challenged by
Ja Rule, if Ja Rule was considered "rap") He is the ceo of the now highly unpopular hip-hop magazine, "The Source" and used whatever little
money he had to self-produce his own Eminem-bashing albums, which have now gone double-plastic (selling upwards of a staggering 9000 copies worldwide!) in a lame attempt to try to be the "Savior of Hip Hop" in an elaborate conspiracy he created himself about "The Man" controlling African-Americans through
music.
Hey, did you see them selling Benzino's "Redemption" at Dollar
World. I got ten for a dollar. They make great litter-box liners, are good for shotgun practice, and are cheaper than
blank CDs! Yeah, and not only that, but if you buy "The Best of Benzino," you'll get that, too!