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bevlig by sl running May 5, 2020
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Belligerent Pythagoreans
Belligerent Pythagoreans — a term that makes you rejoice that disaffected DOMESTIC TERRORIST do poorly in school and generally speaking work alone.
The most effective way of using automatic and semiautomatic machine gunfire is by creating interlocking fields of fire to maximize body count. This can be easily done with two people but — THE MORE THE MAYHEM-ier. The effect of interlocking triangular fire is to literally drive individuals into another field of fire when fleeing.
Automatic weapons tend to “ride up” and the firing application has to be slightly different from a long weapon. At least that’s what YouTube videos say.
What do I know?
The most effective way of using automatic and semiautomatic machine gunfire is by creating interlocking fields of fire to maximize body count. This can be easily done with two people but — THE MORE THE MAYHEM-ier. The effect of interlocking triangular fire is to literally drive individuals into another field of fire when fleeing.
Automatic weapons tend to “ride up” and the firing application has to be slightly different from a long weapon. At least that’s what YouTube videos say.
What do I know?
Instructor teaching faculty and staff during an active shooter preparedness class/drill:
“Now your worst nightmare is a team of Belligerent Pythagoreans with automatic weapons attacking your playground or your auditorium.”
Confused teacher:
Could you please translate “ Belligerent Pythagoreans” into “civilian”?
Instructor teaching faculty and staff during an active shooter preparedness class/drill:
Yes. What I mean by that is two DOMESTIC TERRORIST, who did well in school, who work together to create interlocking fields of fire, based on the theory of plane geometry.
Confused teacher:
So you’re saying that we’re — relatively speaking — safe, right?
“Now your worst nightmare is a team of Belligerent Pythagoreans with automatic weapons attacking your playground or your auditorium.”
Confused teacher:
Could you please translate “ Belligerent Pythagoreans” into “civilian”?
Instructor teaching faculty and staff during an active shooter preparedness class/drill:
Yes. What I mean by that is two DOMESTIC TERRORIST, who did well in school, who work together to create interlocking fields of fire, based on the theory of plane geometry.
Confused teacher:
So you’re saying that we’re — relatively speaking — safe, right?
Belligerent Pythagoreans by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 1, 2023
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