bettia

Beware of these little creatures. They're feisty but can cry with just a pinch. Can carry you with their little fingers but will also break like a stick.

You can't fool a Bettia but they can definitely fool you.

Bettia is scary

bettia by beechu2001 November 23, 2021

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bouncing betties

a large set of women’s breasts that perform a lively mating dance with the eyes of every man whos body is coursing with testosterone (A man need not be in eye-shot of such a spectacle to be effected as his...ur, umm…”divining rod” points the way like a compass to magnetic north.)

Dude: Scope those curvacious maidens. I’ll pounce the coal top with the bouncing betties. What’s your ruling on the blonde?
Wingman: The dewclaws are up.

bouncing betties by goose_on_a_roof October 16, 2020

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Bestiality

Sexual intercourse between a human and a real, *non-human* animal.

Ignorant Individual: “Furry porn is bestiality!”

Normal Person: “Actually, furry porn depicts anthropomorphs, which are fictional human(anthro) animals. By definition anthropomorphism is completely unrelated to bestiality or zoophilia.”

Bestiality by semennachos February 16, 2021

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Gary Bettman Hat Trick

The inglorious feat of having three lockouts occur during your tenure as NHL Commissioner.

With the lockout becoming official on September 15, 2012, Gary Bettman would oversee the third lockout since he became commissioner in 1993.

Like a hockey player scoring three goals in one game, this accomplishment would be named after him: the Gary Bettman Hat Trick.

Gary Bettman Hat Trick by gokingsgo January 14, 2013