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bettis 

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A word that describes being cheated out or something. Can mean to cheat somebody or to be cheated. Can also mean to do very well in something.
Orginated from the term "betty" which basically means the same thing. Betty came from the movie Kung Pow.
1. That guy was being so bettis, he wouldn't pay me back my $10.

2. I bettised him up in basketball, i beat him 10 games to 1.
bettis by Goteki May 2, 2004
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bettis 

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Derived from the infamous character of Kung Pao Bettie.

Most directly related to being deceived or deceiving someone.

Bettis takes any form, adjective, noun, or verb.
n. That bettis stole my cheese.

adj. Her bettis ass talked behind my back.

verb. I bettised him up so badly in basketball yesterday.

Statement. "Kid:Yo we got a test tommorow and the teacher just told us today.
You: Bettis"
bettis by fut May 3, 2004
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Bettis 

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Originated from Jerome Bettis of the Pittsburgh Steelers, because back in the day the Steelers would do all the hard work on a drive down to the 1 yard line and then put Jerome Bettis in to pound in a touchdown and then reap the reward afterwards when all he did was use his weight to jam in a yard! It was ridiculous. So a Bettis is a term used in the following ways:

1) Someone does all the dirty work and then you come in and finish it up to claim all the responsibility

2) You do all the dirty work and then someone else comes in and claims all of the responsibility.

This term was developed by my roommates and I while playing the game Halo 3. Someone would just abut kill someone and then someone else got the kill instead. Below are some examples of how this term is used.
1) Oh what the hell was that! You bettised me man! What a bettis!

2) Haha, I definitely Bettised you there man.

3) That was definitely a Jerome Bettis there!
Bettis by JackBauersAce January 3, 2008

Jerome Bettis 

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Arguably one of the greatest running-backs ever. Jerome ran for 13,662 yards in his NFL career, spending most of his time with the coveted Pittsburgh Steelers (arguably the greatest NFL franchise ever). Jerome is also a highly regarded bowler and also loves to eat his BBQ potato chips. He led the PIttsburgh Steelers to victory during his final season in Super Bowl XL
Guja: Jerome Bettis sucks.

Weaver: You're a handjob Guja, Tom "I'm a Litte Teapot" Brady sucks way more.
Jerome Bettis by SteelerJav May 28, 2006

Jarome Bettis 

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AKA: The Bus Jarome Bettis played in the NFL for the Pittsburgh Steelers from 1996 to 2005.

He was literally the best running back ever.
Steelers Fan: Did you see Jarome Bettis score that touchdown?!?!

Another Fan: YEAH! He ran over 8 people like a BUS.

Coach: I wonder if he injured anyone...

Opposing teams fans: *Wheeping in sorrow*
Jarome Bettis by insta_lvke98 April 22, 2016

Beau Bettis 

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A little shit who sends memes to you when you try to talk to them, and they don’t respond to you
Beau Bettis by beau bettis June 27, 2022

bouncing betties 

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a large set of women’s breasts that perform a lively mating dance with the eyes of every man whos body is coursing with testosterone (A man need not be in eye-shot of such a spectacle to be effected as his...ur, umm…”divining rod” points the way like a compass to magnetic north.)
Dude: Scope those curvacious maidens. I’ll pounce the coal top with the bouncing betties. What’s your ruling on the blonde?
Wingman: The dewclaws are up.
bouncing betties by goose_on_a_roof October 16, 2020
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