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bouncing betties 

a large set of women’s breasts that perform a lively mating dance with the eyes of every man whos body is coursing with testosterone (A man need not be in eye-shot of such a spectacle to be effected as his...ur, umm…”divining rod” points the way like a compass to magnetic north.)
Dude: Scope those curvacious maidens. I’ll pounce the coal top with the bouncing betties. What’s your ruling on the blonde?
Wingman: The dewclaws are up.
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bettesexual 

You're straight, but you would totally become bisexual or lesbian for Bette Porter, of Showtime's the L Word... she's dysfunctionally hot and sexy!
I have a boyfriend, but I'm Bettesexual.... I love the L Word!
bettesexual by lwordfan February 9, 2008

betatester 

One who plays videos games before everyone else to find the bugs and glitches.

Sweet mother fucker who plays all video games and consoles.
The betatesters were lazy fucks who didnt find all the glitches.
betatester by systmBetatester October 29, 2007

hi-betties 

when a person's upper arm has too much fat and it jiggles all around when they wave at somebody (as if an old lady was waving to Betty)
i sat next to my grandma at church and when she waved to her friend one of her hi-betties smacked me in the forehead
hi-betties by kalisha August 3, 2007
Chic: "You're the best I've ever had!"

You: "Well, I'm a Bettes."

Chic: "Oh yeah!" *drools over herself*
Bettes by Brandon November 19, 2004

Bouncing Betties 

(British) A girl's breasts. It is a play on words. A "bouncing betty" is a name for a certain type of booby trap. Accordingly, it refers to boobs - breasts.
She reluctantly pulled down her bra to show her bouncing betties on the topless beach.