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bettesexual 

You're straight, but you would totally become bisexual or lesbian for Bette Porter, of Showtime's the L Word... she's dysfunctionally hot and sexy!
I have a boyfriend, but I'm Bettesexual.... I love the L Word!
bettesexual by lwordfan February 9, 2008
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betasexual 

A male that is sexually submissive to females. A betasexual may fetishize his status as a virgin, past rejections by females, and the ongoing inability to find a partner. Betasexuals in a relationship tend to be very subservient and compliant towards their partner which may actually contribute to a healthy domestic life. Erotic humiliation is the central focus of a betasexuals sexuality and may include things such foot worship, use of chastity devices, forced feminization, and cuckoldry.
It turned my husband on when I slapped him across the face and told him to go make me dinner, I think I married a betasexual.

It's hard to complain that my boyfriend is a betasexual when I get hour long foot massages every night and breakfast in bed every morning.

My husbands sex life revolves around worshipping my feet, he's definitely a betasexual.
betasexual by ckmind March 17, 2019

Bestiesexual 

Having romantic feelings for your bestfriend and only your bestfriend cause it's the best person you've ever met.
I'm done with dating random people! From now on I'm a bestiesexual.
Bestiesexual by Angimst February 18, 2021
Beesexual is when you are sexually attracted to bees
Friend: I’m beesexual
Me: so you are that mentally ill ugly ass woman from the bee movie?
Friend: Omg that’s so beephobic
Me: I don’t care never talk to me again
Beesexual by Cabomar February 12, 2021

buttsexual 

When someone is so obsessed with butts to the point where it becomes a sexual deviation.
Man, I saw that guy on everyone's ass last night. He's such a buttsexual.
buttsexual by Dan Devine May 7, 2005

Buttsexual 

1) A humanistic term applicable to anyone engaging in anal play whether they be gay, strait, black, white, etc...
2) A person engaged in anal sex
3) A person obsessed with anal sex
1) Q: Was Gandhi a Buttsexual?
A: Yes.

2) Man, that dude is getting all buttsexual with him/her
Buttsexual by Darthoyt August 15, 2007

Bittersexual

When an individual is lacking sex so much, they instantly become sexually frustrated and start becoming bitter with both sexes, men & women.
Bob - I was talking to John the other day.
Jake - Really? I wouldn't talk to him, he's been so bittersexual lately.
Bittersexual by HollowHeart July 24, 2013
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