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bouncing betties 

a large set of women’s breasts that perform a lively mating dance with the eyes of every man whos body is coursing with testosterone (A man need not be in eye-shot of such a spectacle to be effected as his...ur, umm…”divining rod” points the way like a compass to magnetic north.)
Dude: Scope those curvacious maidens. I’ll pounce the coal top with the bouncing betties. What’s your ruling on the blonde?
Wingman: The dewclaws are up.
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bettie page

The most photographed woman ever. Queen of the pin-ups in the 1950's & the source of the term "She's a real Bettie/Betty"
Bettie Page appeared in the Jan 1955 Playboy
bettie page by DharmaZen May 31, 2004

Bettie Bangs 

Bangs on women that are styled like Bettie Page's bangs. Women in the retro and/or rockabilly scene sometimes style their bangs like this.
"Check out the girl with the nose ring and the Bettie Bangs!"
Bettie Bangs by Bettieup February 4, 2010
An amazing girl with beautiful features - a gorgeous personality and someone who is always there to lift you up when you're feeling down. You can always count on Bethnie for anything you need, and she'll take your secrets to the grave. She is knee-slapping funny, sometimes corny, more CRAZY than anything, but always, ALWAYS honest! She is the best friend there is and she will never abandon you. The world would be a better place if everyone was just like Bethnie.
Guy: "Hey, you know Bethnie?"
Girl: "Oh my gosh, I love her! She's so great."
Bethnie by FarrahBaby October 13, 2011

bettie page

The bondage pinup queen of the 1950's, sporting long, straight, black hair and short bangs. Spawned many copycats includeing most girls from the gothic and rockabilly scene.
I like bondage pinup photos, a la Bettie Page.
bettie page by May Ouest February 12, 2004
the most wonderful and beautiful person i know, who i love very much.
Bobby loved bethie so much, he couldn't express it.
Bethie by Bobby April 5, 2005