bettied

the act of being squashed

i walked up in sevinsky's house and got bettied, yo!

originated in Olean, New York

bettied by Nicky J, Ky Pizzle, N Rizzle June 17, 2009

bouncing betties 

a large set of women’s breasts that perform a lively mating dance with the eyes of every man whos body is coursing with testosterone (A man need not be in eye-shot of such a spectacle to be effected as his...ur, umm…”divining rod” points the way like a compass to magnetic north.)

Dude: Scope those curvacious maidens. I’ll pounce the coal top with the bouncing betties. What’s your ruling on the blonde?
Wingman: The dewclaws are up.

bouncing betties by goose_on_a_roof October 16, 2020

battied 

Comes from the term batti wash. Battied means someone got a batti wash.

John just battied Christine's lovely behind.

battied by Ilovecattles December 15, 2016

bettie page

The most photographed woman ever. Queen of the pin-ups in the 1950's & the source of the term "She's a real Bettie/Betty"

Bettie Page appeared in the Jan 1955 Playboy

bettie page by DharmaZen May 31, 2004

bestied 

To get so drunk you're unable to speak coherantly & simple tasks like walking, taking a piss & remembering where you live become impossible.

"Hoo yeti. Wassy out?"
"Aye, he's over there."
"Creased?"
"Bestied up."
"Fucking pisshead."

bestied by MrE26 November 11, 2006

Bettie Bangs 

Bangs on women that are styled like Bettie Page's bangs. Women in the retro and/or rockabilly scene sometimes style their bangs like this.

"Check out the girl with the nose ring and the Bettie Bangs!"

Bettie Bangs by Bettieup February 4, 2010

bettie page

The bondage pinup queen of the 1950's, sporting long, straight, black hair and short bangs. Spawned many copycats includeing most girls from the gothic and rockabilly scene.

I like bondage pinup photos, a la Bettie Page.

bettie page by May Ouest February 12, 2004