bertelli
Fucking awesome motherfucker that will fuck your hoe if you don't watch her like a hawk. likes lots of fucking pussy, usualy around his cock.
bertelli by Nick & Ryan. January 6, 2008
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Some one who has lost their toe nail from their big toe or small pinky toe could be any toe... small or large but it must be toe nail-less...
Some one who has lost their toe nail from their big toe or small pinky toe could be any toe... small or large but it must be toe nail-less...
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Toni: Thanks i just got them yesterday...
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A "Bertell" (pronounced "bertl") is someone who only finds enjoyment in life by aggravating people on Twitter. They are most likely someone who is not very funny or well liked in real life so they use a fake life to feel better about themselves. Bertell's are commonly know to touch themselves at night while looking at their meme filled Twitter pages before sleep as a ritual. If you find a Bertell, it's best to ignore them because they can be toxic to the average Twitter user.
bettelli
A wonderful last name that tells people that your very smart, loving, caring, and kind, but if you get on there nerves they will fuck you up
bettelli by Unknown ljb May 1, 2018
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