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A "Bertell" (pronounced "bertl") is someone who only finds enjoyment in life by aggravating people on Twitter. They are most likely someone who is not very funny or well liked in real life so they use a fake life to feel better about themselves. Bertell's are commonly know to touch themselves at night while looking at their meme filled Twitter pages before sleep as a ritual. If you find a Bertell, it's best to ignore them because they can be toxic to the average Twitter user.
Dude #1: Did you see what happened on Twitter last night?
Dude #2: No way, what happened?
Dude #1: Some Bertell annoyed a bunch of people
Dude #2: Dude, that's lame as hell. Way to get my expectations up.
Bertell by Servo August 14, 2016
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Bentellect 

Bentellect is a tiktoker who’s comments are filled with things like ‘this is not a joke benny boy 😈’.
Bentellect I’m inside your walls benny boy 😈
Bentellect by glossy..x..peach August 23, 2021
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Döner ohne Zwiebel bestellen

The act of doing something incredibly dumb but succeeding in the end.
1: "You think I can fall down onto the pile trashbags and not die from this height?"

2: "I don't know man, I'm taking the safe route"

*1 proceeds to jump from a 80 meter high radio antenna onto a pile of trashbags and survive*

2: "1 tut grad einfach Döner ohne Zwiebel bestellen"
Word indicating a very hansome young man who likes to make out with more then 5 girls on one night. Can also mean the action of making out with 5 or more girls.
- He's such a pretty boy, what a bernell

- Dude, what did you do last night? Oh i was out, i did a bernell
Bernell by thehost January 16, 2010

bertille 

Bertille is often a quiet person who only speaks when spoken to. She is kind and pretty and often gets the guys but doesn't know it.
You'll be lucky if you get a Bertille
bertille by Filip Jameson June 18, 2019

bertolli 

The ultimate insult to anyone of italian descent.
*American Family prepares easy cook pasta*

Dago/Wop: BERTOLLI!*falls off of a ladder while picking olives in italy*
bertolli by Aureliano November 27, 2007

bentellect 

a creep who really wants to make onlyfans content with random women and also threatens to sue you if you make fun of him
Person 1: "Bentellect is threatening to sue me because I made fun of him on Twitter"
Person 2: "He's just mad that he can't get any bitches"
bentellect by 50ktnuclearweapon September 9, 2023
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Me: Poggers!
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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