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Bertolli 

This is not in the butter sense!

Some one who has lost their toe nail from their big toe or small pinky toe could be any toe... small or large but it must be toe nail-less...
Robyn: Oh those are Lovely sandles your wearing...

Toni: Thanks i just got them yesterday...

Robyn: OH MY GODDD were is your toe nail....Bertolli central.
Bertolli by Toe-nailess! May 18, 2009

Bertolin 

Cat whomst shall be worshipped as our Lord and Saviour.
Friend 1: Have you heard of Bertolin?
Friend 2: Isn't that your cat.
Friend 1: Yes, shall we worship it?
Friend 2: As our Lord and Saviour.
Bertolin by Nerdmind May 8, 2021

Bernollie 

A newer breed of dogs that are a mix of Bernese Poodle & Collie (see Lassie), showing a similar resemblance to Border Collies.
1) Did your Bernollie just get a time out in obedience class?

2) Do you see that Bernollie in the dog stroller?
Bernollie by Slow Morning June 25, 2014

bertoldi 

Hot as fuck guy with massive meat rod
All guys be jealous of the Bertoldi guy with the massive meat rod
bertoldi by Meat heater August 29, 2015

bertelli 

Fucking awesome motherfucker that will fuck your hoe if you don't watch her like a hawk. likes lots of fucking pussy, usualy around his cock.
Dude, I'm feeling really bertelli right now.
bertelli by Nick & Ryan. January 6, 2008

Carmine_Bertolini

That annoying roleplayer who never knows when to shut up. Constantly comments on nsfw making a fool of himself. Probably 12.
Account named after a fictional character: "oh wow this is cool."
Carmine_bertolini : "doing you would be cool baby."
Carmine_Bertolini by Yeeto.mskeeto January 29, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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