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bertolli 

The ultimate insult to anyone of italian descent.
*American Family prepares easy cook pasta*

Dago/Wop: BERTOLLI!*falls off of a ladder while picking olives in italy*
bertolli by Aureliano November 27, 2007
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Bertolli 

This is not in the butter sense!

Some one who has lost their toe nail from their big toe or small pinky toe could be any toe... small or large but it must be toe nail-less...
Robyn: Oh those are Lovely sandles your wearing...

Toni: Thanks i just got them yesterday...

Robyn: OH MY GODDD were is your toe nail....Bertolli central.
Bertolli by Toe-nailess! May 18, 2009

Bertolin 

Cat whomst shall be worshipped as our Lord and Saviour.
Friend 1: Have you heard of Bertolin?
Friend 2: Isn't that your cat.
Friend 1: Yes, shall we worship it?
Friend 2: As our Lord and Saviour.
Bertolin by Nerdmind May 8, 2021

Bernollie 

A newer breed of dogs that are a mix of Bernese Poodle & Collie (see Lassie), showing a similar resemblance to Border Collies.
1) Did your Bernollie just get a time out in obedience class?

2) Do you see that Bernollie in the dog stroller?
Bernollie by Slow Morning June 25, 2014

bertoldi 

Hot as fuck guy with massive meat rod
All guys be jealous of the Bertoldi guy with the massive meat rod
bertoldi by Meat heater August 29, 2015

bertelli 

Fucking awesome motherfucker that will fuck your hoe if you don't watch her like a hawk. likes lots of fucking pussy, usualy around his cock.
Dude, I'm feeling really bertelli right now.
bertelli by Nick & Ryan. January 6, 2008

Carmine_Bertolini

That annoying roleplayer who never knows when to shut up. Constantly comments on nsfw making a fool of himself. Probably 12.
Account named after a fictional character: "oh wow this is cool."
Carmine_bertolini : "doing you would be cool baby."
Carmine_Bertolini by Yeeto.mskeeto January 29, 2019
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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