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bereavement banging 

Bereavement banging is the act of engaging in sex after the death of a loved one to help ease the pain of grief. Sex feels great and this counteracts the feeling of sadness giving an individual a quick fix and break from reality.
"What's the noise upstairs?"
" Oh that's Latoya and Jemaul bereavement banging upstairs."
"Niceeeee"

Or

"You feeling sad bro?"
"Yeah man"
"Yo go engage in some bereavement banging dude, how about that girl?"
"Brb"
bereavement banging by Avasavalot September 4, 2013
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Bereavement Blowjob 

When your loved one dies, and you get an oral sex to help you get over the sadness.
(Woman) - Hi Mitch, I know your wife just died, is there anything you need, let me know. Anything at all?

(Mitch) - Well, honestly, I could use a bereavement blowjob. Some old bay crab fries would be nice as well.

Consumption bereavement

the process by which consumers react emotionally and behaviorally to the withdrawal of favourite brands.
Oh man they just stopped making my favorite ice-cream

Your suffering from Consumption Bereavement
Consumption bereavement by Dikc3s October 20, 2009

Binge Bereavement 

The sense of loss or grief someone feels when a series they're binging ends.
When Karen was done binge watching Shameless, she felt Binge Bereavement.

Boxset Bereavement 

The sense of sadness you feel when you watch the last episode of a series you've been enjoying.
I've watched all episodes of Cobra Kai and now I am suffering from boxset bereavement.
Boxset Bereavement by Chrissie G January 22, 2021

behavement 

Behaviour relating specifically to physical (usually distasteful) actions.
Ex1) Speaking about ass licking is not a behavement; while the actual licking of an anus is.

Ex2) "Any homosexual behavement is banned". Homosexuals are allowed to freely speak and talk about what they do. But the actual behavement is banned.

Bereadment 

The time period after you finish a really good book where you're upset that it's over.
"I can't start another book right now. I'm still in bereadment from Harry Potter."
Bereadment by PajamaStripes January 10, 2019