Bereadment

The time period after you finish a really good book where you're upset that it's over.

"I can't start another book right now. I'm still in bereadment from Harry Potter."

by PajamaStripes January 10, 2019

bereavement banging

Bereavement banging is the act of engaging in sex after the death of a loved one to help ease the pain of grief. Sex feels great and this counteracts the feeling of sadness giving an individual a quick fix and break from reality.

"What's the noise upstairs?"
" Oh that's Latoya and Jemaul bereavement banging upstairs."
"Niceeeee"

Or

"You feeling sad bro?"
"Yeah man"
"Yo go engage in some bereavement banging dude, how about that girl?"
"Brb"

by Avasavalot September 4, 2013

Consumption bereavement

the process by which consumers react emotionally and behaviorally to the withdrawal of favourite brands.

Oh man they just stopped making my favorite ice-cream

Your suffering from Consumption Bereavement

by Dikc3s October 20, 2009

Binge Bereavement

The sense of loss or grief someone feels when a series they're binging ends.

When Karen was done binge watching Shameless, she felt Binge Bereavement.

by Mel's World May 17, 2019

Breadmen

The result of people who forget to put ginger in gingerbread.

Poor, lonely breadmen.

"Bethany made gingerbread men, but didn't put any ginger in them"
"So they're just breadmen?"
"Yes."
"Poor things."

by PsychoticHan December 9, 2008

Bereavement Blowjob

When your loved one dies, and you get an oral sex to help you get over the sadness.

(Woman) - Hi Mitch, I know your wife just died, is there anything you need, let me know. Anything at all?

(Mitch) - Well, honestly, I could use a bereavement blowjob. Some old bay crab fries would be nice as well.

by Cliff Huddleston September 14, 2025

Boxset Bereavement

The sense of sadness you feel when you watch the last episode of a series you've been enjoying.

I've watched all episodes of Cobra Kai and now I am suffering from boxset bereavement.

by Chrissie G January 22, 2021