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Benh aka Ben "FAP" Hamilton - Ben is the bastard step child of a local drunk known as "Jimmy" Ben received his nick name by loosing several games of "Cracker". After being treated for the oral herpes he received in the process Ben decided that he would no longer gamble on his ability to Fap, but do it in private, where the only STD's he can contract our his own from his own fap juice.
Holy crap, look at benh fap away! If he doesn't fapulate soon he will loose the contest, then he will have to eat the whole fappin lot of crackers!
benh by Matt January 26, 2005
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Benhamletic 

MWI to the point you cannot walk or talk ie extremely drunk.

Although widely used this word does not exist in the written form.
He had too much to drink at The Local and got absolutely 'benhamletic'
Benhamletic by Paavo Siljamaki January 4, 2008
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benhur by gucciskirt May 14, 2018

benharmonhateclubb 

the funniest American Horror Story group account on tiktok. All 11 members are very seggsy and hot.
Person 1 “What’s ur fav ahs account on tiktok? “
Person 2. “@benharmonhateclubb”

benharmonsbussyhairs 

the coolest most sexy person ever who hates ben harmon. Ben is an awful human being bur he's extremely seggsy 😩😩☝☝ANYWAYS STAN DYLAN MCDERMOTT FOR CLEAR SKIN BAES
wow benharmonsbussyhairs is so cool funny and sexy you should follow her on tiktok and get her famous🤔🤔😏😏
My best friend. He also has a huge cock.
Me and benhamine go together like peas and carrots.
benhamine by Ytsimrats December 17, 2019

Meg Benham’d

When someone repeats your joke amongst a group and gets credit for it.
Goddamnit she just Meg Benham’d me… no one will know how funny I actually am now. Fuckin’ Meg Benham.
Meg Benham’d by Meg Benham March 11, 2022
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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