bendz

A word to refer to a car named mercedes 'bendz'

Pull up in the bendz.

by M.O.E January 24, 2017

Awkward dick bendz

When a guy cums during sex; tries to go for a next round and can only get semi hard leaving him to awkwardly smack the girls vagina with a limp dick, bending with each thrust.

"Man I busted so quick with Jenny. I tried to go for round 2 and got a case of the awkward dick bendz."

by rhymes with baugust tininth November 15, 2016

bendiplexity

The ability of one to contort their body in a crazy Cirque du Soleil manner.

"Man that bitch has crazy bendiplexity"

by Goldicox April 11, 2014

Bende van Japer

The Bende van Japer is a infamous group that was established at Hoogtestage 2016. The word "japer" is originated in Merksem and means: "Beer". The group is mostly known from Roadsurfing (Route de Soleil), where they were an incredible hype.

Alternative meaning for Japer:
1. Drinking a beer.
2. Playing guitar after sex for your just-made unborn son.
3. Ejaculating within 45 seconds.

Hey are you going to the trap and hiphop party?
Yeah, it's at the Bende van Japer, isn't it?
It sure is, everyone is going!

by bcbertyboy November 17, 2016

Bendel

Bendel is a designation for an attractive woman. It is a very positive word.

Omg look at that Bendel!
She's such a Bendel!

by whythefucc November 6, 2020

bend over and i'll show you

The answer to any question, no matter what it is.

Q: What is the best way to fix the worlds economy problem?
A: Bend over and I'll show you.

by Zero Skhool January 31, 2016

bend the knee

verb

1. A formal act of submission; esp. political

2. A ceremonial endorsement of another person; concession

Taylor could have kept his position in Norton's cabinet, but he couldn't swallow his pride and refused to bend the knee.

by Furbag November 14, 2016