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Awkward dick bendz 

When a guy cums during sex; tries to go for a next round and can only get semi hard leaving him to awkwardly smack the girls vagina with a limp dick, bending with each thrust.
"Man I busted so quick with Jenny. I tried to go for round 2 and got a case of the awkward dick bendz."
Related Words

bendiplexity 

The ability of one to contort their body in a crazy Cirque du Soleil manner.
"Man that bitch has crazy bendiplexity"
bendiplexity by Goldicox April 11, 2014

Bende van Japer 

The Bende van Japer is a infamous group that was established at Hoogtestage 2016. The word "japer" is originated in Merksem and means: "Beer". The group is mostly known from Roadsurfing (Route de Soleil), where they were an incredible hype.

Alternative meaning for Japer:
1. Drinking a beer.
2. Playing guitar after sex for your just-made unborn son.
3. Ejaculating within 45 seconds.
Hey are you going to the trap and hiphop party?
Yeah, it's at the Bende van Japer, isn't it?
It sure is, everyone is going!
Bende van Japer by bcbertyboy November 17, 2016
Bendel is a designation for an attractive woman. It is a very positive word.
Omg look at that Bendel!
She's such a Bendel!
Bendel by whythefucc November 6, 2020

bend over and i'll show you 

The answer to any question, no matter what it is.
Q: What is the best way to fix the worlds economy problem?
A: Bend over and I'll show you.

bend the knee

verb

1. A formal act of submission; esp. political

2. A ceremonial endorsement of another person; concession
Taylor could have kept his position in Norton's cabinet, but he couldn't swallow his pride and refused to bend the knee.
bend the knee by Furbag November 14, 2016