A sad, indecisive, gay teen. Typically, they are a switch, although they act like a brat. They always cope with humor. Do not try to confront a bemper about their issues, because they will make jokes about it, or call you out on your own daddy issues before changing the subject. They are spiteful, and have commitment issues. They are an amazing comic relief, however every joke is to hide a flaws of theirs. They will literally explode before asking for more ketchup.
by Paz_zjazz June 29, 2021
Get the bemper mug.A belly bumper is a person who is unmotivated, lazy and/or lacks any sense of completion. A person who possesses this type of behavior can partake in said belly bumping activities.
A belly bump is also the clear act of two belly bumpers uniting!
A belly bump is also the clear act of two belly bumpers uniting!
That guy just belly bumped his way through work today!
Did you see those guys have an old fashioned belly bump.
He’s nothing but a belly bumper.
Did you see those guys have an old fashioned belly bump.
He’s nothing but a belly bumper.
by Mowing Money January 3, 2020
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Hey Dan, I've just bought the Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bumper Pack, so you better bend over and prepare to have your hole wrecked.
by AnonymousTrevor November 20, 2018
Get the Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bumper Pack mug.A bumper bitch is the stupid ass mother fucker who gets in the smallest fender bender accident ever on the busiest street in existence, yet proceeds to leave the vehicle parked in the middle of the goddamn road in complete ignorance or in hopes of several thousand cars behind him slamming on their brakes trying to avoid a catastrophic pile-up.
I just got out of the ICU having broken my neck from rolling my mother fucking car while trying to avoid the goddamn bumper bitch hanging out in the middle of the freeway. Next time I see a bumper bitch, I'll slap that fucker's face from my driver's seat as he stares at me in bewilderment with his head through my windshield.
by Mad Mick! May 30, 2016
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Get the Bember mug.West coast term described as someone aggressively pursuing someone for either confrontation or debts owed.
OK. You said you ain't want no smoke, but I see yo' ass is still woofin' on The 'Gram. So until you get these hands, I'm on yo' bumper, nigga!
by prettycoolPJ February 28, 2017
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