bellending 

Repeatedly posting the same promotional message to many individuals on social networks. This is usually done by mentioning their Twitter username, followed by a plea to check out their project. Heavily discouraged and easily noticeable by scrolling down their previous posts.

"Did you see x bellending on Twitter last night?"

bellending by senordug March 3, 2015

Bellheading 

The act of using a black marker to draw a japs eye on the top of a bald mans scalp so that from an aerial view the subjects head has the appearance of a massive bellend.

This is put to best use when the baldy in question has suffered sun burn or has high blood pressure. This gives the act of bellheading a far greater authenticity as the added pink colour further resembles a big shiny bellend.

It is best to bellhead somebody when they are asleep or highly drunk as this can, in some circumstances, provoke aggression as few people like to think that their head resembles a massive shiny bellend.

Fancy going bellheading today Brad?

I know the perfect individual for a good bellheading.

I just bellheaded that drunk chody little dwarf.

I woke up to discover I'd been bellheaded in the night.

Bellheading by matwalkenstein July 16, 2011

Bellendish 

Common Peterborough slang for a girl who looks like Bellend

‘Dan that girl looks exactly like Rosie Bellend - She’s mega bellendish’

Bellendish by GwancherNorris2900 October 28, 2023

Bellendish 

Something that isn't good.

Emma: I couldn't get served it that shop without ID.
Ellie: That's a bit bellendish!

Bellendish by elliethesicko July 18, 2009

bellendicus

An idiot found in Ancient Rome.

"Bellendicus you fool! You've just offended the Emperor!"

bellendicus by juankerr April 3, 2016

bellering 

the sound a cow makes especially when calling her calf

When a mother cow is separated from her calf she calls her calf with a loud bellering call.

bellering by rancherorvin March 12, 2014

Bellenditis 

The ability to continuously post on twitter with countless spelling mistakes, to the point that your followers do the same.

Dave's got a case of Bellenditis by the looks of his latest tweets

Bellenditis by Rod Hull's Ladder March 23, 2023