Bellendius

End of a man's winky

"Yo my slime, wanna whip one out?" Tyrone
"Fuck off you gay queer, stroking bellendius is not Somin I into" Shaquente
"Aight bet" Tyrone

*Proceeds to kill Shaquente*

by CBTfetishiser March 4, 2021

Bellenduous

(adj., pejorative)

1. The act of behaving in a foolish, trifling, or generally idiotic manner; like a (n.) bell-end;

synonyms:
Stupid, asinine, dumb, foolish, fatuous.

"Jonny, that was utterly bellenduous"

by scaryfishman December 7, 2009

Bellendish

Common Peterborough slang for a girl who looks like Bellend

‘Dan that girl looks exactly like Rosie Bellend - She’s mega bellendish’

by GwancherNorris2900 October 28, 2023

Bellendish

Something that isn't good.

Emma: I couldn't get served it that shop without ID.
Ellie: That's a bit bellendish!

by elliethesicko July 18, 2009

bellendicus

An idiot found in Ancient Rome.

"Bellendicus you fool! You've just offended the Emperor!"

by juankerr April 3, 2016

Bellenditis

The ability to continuously post on twitter with countless spelling mistakes, to the point that your followers do the same.

Dave's got a case of Bellenditis by the looks of his latest tweets

by Rod Hull's Ladder March 23, 2023

bellends

Plural form of bellend
The head of one's penis. So called because it is somewhat shaped like a bell's end.

God, you are all a bunch of bellends!

by EvanC_ August 5, 2008