bellendicus
bellendicus by juankerr April 3, 2016
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Bellenduous
(adj., pejorative)
1. The act of behaving in a foolish, trifling, or generally idiotic manner; like a (n.) bell-end;
synonyms:
Stupid, asinine, dumb, foolish, fatuous.
1. The act of behaving in a foolish, trifling, or generally idiotic manner; like a (n.) bell-end;
synonyms:
Stupid, asinine, dumb, foolish, fatuous.
Bellenduous by scaryfishman December 7, 2009
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Bellenditis
The ability to continuously post on twitter with countless spelling mistakes, to the point that your followers do the same.
Bellenditis by Rod Hull's Ladder March 23, 2023
Bellendium
Bel-lend-eeum Noun.
1. A substence that emits a life draining force akin to the effect Kryptonite has on Superman only this affects normal reasonably intellignt people. It is invisible and odourless but often accompanies chavs, knackers, and skangers.
2. Smegma Polite. Aka Coquefort, Helmetdale.
1. A substence that emits a life draining force akin to the effect Kryptonite has on Superman only this affects normal reasonably intellignt people. It is invisible and odourless but often accompanies chavs, knackers, and skangers.
2. Smegma Polite. Aka Coquefort, Helmetdale.
1.
"I think it was the presence of the chihuahua wearing a Burberry jacket that tipped me off to the likelihood of high levels of Bellendium at that teenage party on Saturday. We managed to escape without having drank any alco-pops, hearing anyone say InitDough?, or seeing kids holding their hands up like they've got arthritis or cramp!"
2. After realising she'd sat through almost two hours of argument about Arsenal and Manchester United between two ugly fat blokes, it suddenly dawned on Charlotte that she'd been subjected to an incredibly strong source of Bellendium in the room.
3.
Marie: "Hey Julie, has your young Brian got an overly ripe wedge of Tallegio in his jeans pocket?
Julie: "No. The Bellendium is strong with this one."
"I think it was the presence of the chihuahua wearing a Burberry jacket that tipped me off to the likelihood of high levels of Bellendium at that teenage party on Saturday. We managed to escape without having drank any alco-pops, hearing anyone say InitDough?, or seeing kids holding their hands up like they've got arthritis or cramp!"
2. After realising she'd sat through almost two hours of argument about Arsenal and Manchester United between two ugly fat blokes, it suddenly dawned on Charlotte that she'd been subjected to an incredibly strong source of Bellendium in the room.
3.
Marie: "Hey Julie, has your young Brian got an overly ripe wedge of Tallegio in his jeans pocket?
Julie: "No. The Bellendium is strong with this one."
Bellendium by GabrielDertzer September 30, 2010
Bellendius
"Yo my slime, wanna whip one out?" Tyrone
"Fuck off you gay queer, stroking bellendius is not Somin I into" Shaquente
"Aight bet" Tyrone
*Proceeds to kill Shaquente*
"Fuck off you gay queer, stroking bellendius is not Somin I into" Shaquente
"Aight bet" Tyrone
*Proceeds to kill Shaquente*
Bellendius by CBTfetishiser March 4, 2021
Bellendium
Haha, I actually just saw a guy walk straight into an all glass door. It knocked him right down! What a bellendium.
Bellendium by Lozzaaa456 June 24, 2011
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