calf

A non mainstream way of saying lol. Can't Abstain From Laughing.

Sam: Check out this funny pic!
Mark: Cafl dude!

James: Lol tom!
Tom: You are so mainstream. Say Calf!

by 42ftw February 20, 2011

Calfe

Verb. To fail in every way possible.

If one fails in something that it should not be possible to fail in, they have calfed.

A person that often bails out frequently.

Is Alex coming?
No. He totally calfed.

by YouKnowWhoIAmDontEvenTryToDeny June 10, 2009

Calfed

When you fuck a girl so hard that when she goes to walk her legs give out like a baby calf

I calfed that girl so hard last night she fell down when she go up to walk to the bathroom.

by Sr.Ridiculously winning June 16, 2020

Calf

The fleshy muscular back part of the human leg between the knee and ankle.

Damn, look at how sexy those tub socks fit around Debbie's calfs!

by pokerXface19 February 27, 2010

calfing

genetically modifying animals at a young age

why is calfing a thing?it is horrific!

by GIjones July 03, 2016

calfed

the act of a newborn on ice, a fetal calf, symptoms consist of efensike eyes, and being in the state of euphoria known as the munchies

Bob Marley is a prime example of being calfed.

Ian was so calfed last night, he left a trail of crumbs that eventually led to his spot he passed out.

Scoob is a baby calf.

Dude I'm so calfed right now, I say we order the 5-5-5 deal from Domino's.

by Danny Nugent May 18, 2007

CALF

Cunt and ass I'd like to fuck
C A L F

Polly saw a woman and said to herself "damn what a calf"

by godchilla September 22, 2010