Begending 

When the end of a miserable experience seems at hand, only to be followed by a repeat of that same bad experience.

As far as doing what is best for the majority common good, every Election Day is just the begending of the last bad administration into the next.

Begending by Sardine Poopchute December 17, 2021

brending 

Branding + Friending = Brending (c)(tm)(r)

Branding + Friending = Brending (c)(tm)(r) | Text the word | Brending to 90210

brending by Brending Klout August 18, 2012

siNG ThE BEGINNING OF MOANA 

the best song from the musical "The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals"

hidgens: siNG ThE BEGINNING OF MOANA
emma: wHat
paul: wHaAAaAaaAAAaaT
hidgens: i sAID SING GODDAMNiT

mOANA MAKE WAY, MAKE WAY
consider the coconut
HU-HU
consider its tREES
uh god gives us what wE-
aND NO OnE leAVES

ｔｈｅ ｃｉｒｃｌｅ ｏｆ ｌｉｆｅ

siNG ThE BEGINNING OF MOANA by pigfarts pigfarts yum yum yum April 24, 2019

the forbidden predominant space time continuum bending, soul snatching, reality distorting, quintuple ultra seal vacuum, Gwak gwak twister gobble double bubble blowie combo wombo beyond infinity procedure. 

the forbidden predominant space time continuum bending, soul snatching, reality distorting, quintuple ultra seal vacuum, Gwak gwak twister gobble double bubble blowie combo wombo beyond infinity procedure.

is simply destruction

Some slut: I will now preform the forbidden predominant space time continuum bending, soul snatching, reality distorting, quintuple ultra seal vacuum, Gwak gwak twister gobble double bubble blowie combo wombo beyond infinity procedure.

Everything: Dead

the forbidden predominant space time continuum bending, soul snatching, reality distorting, quintuple ultra seal vacuum, Gwak gwak twister gobble double bubble blowie combo wombo beyond infinity procedure. by RickyBobTosun May 5, 2021

mind-bending orgasm 

mind-bending orgasm

A mind-bending orgasm is like being under the influence.

A guy feels like a superhero when he can turn on a gal so her b-spot swerves, her mind bends and she goes into orgasmic orbit.

A ‘mind-bender’ for short makes a gal pretty much incoherent and all she can usually do is moan 'OOOOoooooh' afterwards.

An hour after sex, gal regains consciousness: “WOW! That was a mind-bending orgasm. I feel total emotional bliss. Can we do it again?”

Guy to himself: “Boy, I’m good. Seems I’ve rearranged time and space with another mind-bending orgasm.”

Woman to friend: “Greeks may have orgasmo but I prefer a mind-bending orgasm.”

mind-bending orgasm by Love Linguist April 14, 2011

in ad 2101 war was beginning 

In the year twenty one oh one, war was beginning, the trigger of this conflict was when cats set up them (captain an co) the bomb. This subsequently resulted in all of their base belonging to cats. However one Zig can move for great justice to turn the tide of the war.

all your base are belong to us
zero wing

in ad 2101 war was beginning by Dux00rs July 12, 2004

Bearnding

-The repetitive insertion of a male shaft into the female vaginal area.

- sexual intercourse

-Fuckin' a bitch.

-Tearing that pussy up.

Don't walk in there. Derek is bearnding a ho.

Man she's such a little slut. I bet i'll get her to bearned me tonight.

Whaddup baby, you down to bearned?

Bearnding by thebearnder December 30, 2010