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Bell-enditude 

When describing an idea or concept that is so flawed and clearly stupid that the proponents by definition must be bell-ends
The notion that our planet is the only one that is flat is total bell-enditude.
Bell-enditude by Frandango January 16, 2020

bellendicus

"Bellendicus you fool! You've just offended the Emperor!"
bellendicus by juankerr April 3, 2016

Bellenditis 

The ability to continuously post on twitter with countless spelling mistakes, to the point that your followers do the same.
Dave's got a case of Bellenditis by the looks of his latest tweets

Bellendius 

"Yo my slime, wanna whip one out?" Tyrone
"Fuck off you gay queer, stroking bellendius is not Somin I into" Shaquente
"Aight bet" Tyrone

*Proceeds to kill Shaquente*
Bellendius by CBTfetishiser March 4, 2021
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019