When two existing all-male human centipedes are further sewn together at the wangs using a space-docking arrangement, thus forming an easily climbable rope-ladder like apparatus.
We threw Trav's gay porn on the roof to stop him being such a fag, but he just built a Bell's Man-ladder to climb up and get it.
by NormB November 11, 2011
Get the Bell's Man-ladder mug.Bell's Jokes Law states that the potential funniness of a joke is inversely proportional to its length.
Thus, long jokes, with excruciatingly long build-ups and high expectations rarely generate belly laughs, whilst short ones can easily take you by surprise and induce spontaneous mirth.
Thus, long jokes, with excruciatingly long build-ups and high expectations rarely generate belly laughs, whilst short ones can easily take you by surprise and induce spontaneous mirth.
Long joke: An Scotsman, a trout, two donkeys and a nun went blah, blah, blah, blah...... blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...... blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah and do you know what the nun said?
Get trout of my house and take your key Dons with you. :O/
Short joke: What should you do if you find a trumpet growing in your garden?
Root it oot! :O)
Man - 'Hey, those two jokes just demonstrated Bell's Jokes Law!'
Get trout of my house and take your key Dons with you. :O/
Short joke: What should you do if you find a trumpet growing in your garden?
Root it oot! :O)
Man - 'Hey, those two jokes just demonstrated Bell's Jokes Law!'
by Bellser July 29, 2006
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This is the policy that states the internet provider Bell is allowed to access the chip in your brain that is produced by the COVID-19 vaccine and that they can update it through their internet connection and sell your information to the world elites.
Anthony: Bell’s Policy allowed Bell to brainwash Connor.
Connor: I’m not brainwashed by Bell’s policy.
Anthony: Yes you are. You have been brainwashed by the world elites due to the corona virus which China has been creating for the last 30 years to create biological warfare and normalize lockdown. Also they have spied on us through Tik Tok.
Connor: Your retarded.
Connor: I’m not brainwashed by Bell’s policy.
Anthony: Yes you are. You have been brainwashed by the world elites due to the corona virus which China has been creating for the last 30 years to create biological warfare and normalize lockdown. Also they have spied on us through Tik Tok.
Connor: Your retarded.
by Anthony Sestanovic January 19, 2021
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by DRIFTED August 23, 2006
Get the bell's palsy mug.Stately residence of Sir Helm. An igneous rock formation just off the coast of antarctica, it has only one form of wildlife - the grot. Commonly known for its wierd sexual practises it is feared throughout the world for a dragon-like temper.
The O'Connor family went to Bell's End, with Ed. They had tea and raw potatoes with Sir Helm, but left Ed with Grot. His arsehole has now prolapsed.
by Woody February 9, 2004
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She ate like 3 burritos and triple layer nachos after all those Jager shots. She has Taco Bell's Palsy.
She ate like 3 burritos and triple layer nachos after all those Jager shots. She has Taco Bell's Palsy.
by MindGrapes October 28, 2014
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