Bell's End

Stately residence of Sir Helm. An igneous rock formation just off the coast of antarctica, it has only one form of wildlife - the grot. Commonly known for its wierd sexual practises it is feared throughout the world for a dragon-like temper.

The O'Connor family went to Bell's End, with Ed. They had tea and raw potatoes with Sir Helm, but left Ed with Grot. His arsehole has now prolapsed.

by Woody February 9, 2004

Bell End

The head of the male penis. The glans.

Do you wanna see my bell end?

by Frank November 23, 2002

bell-end

1.The glans of the penis. So called because of it's similarity in shape to that of a bell. See also helmet.

2.A foolish person. A plank.

I'd just had one off the wrist but I couldn't find the Kleenex so I had to wipe my bell-end on the curtains.

by Thee Red Monkey June 1, 2006

bell end

A term used to call someone an idiot or retard. This can also be known as the end of a penis, penis looks like the end, end etc.

You missed the ball, you bell end!

by your mums anal blast February 14, 2009

bell end

the end of ones cock

Mr. Oller you are a right bell end.........and also get a hair cut!

by el tit face July 29, 2003

Bell End

The end of a man's beast.

Sadaam is a bell-end. Sort him out.

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

Bell end

1. the tip of a mans penis
2. an insult

1.Core! Mr Bennett really has got an almighty bell end!

He certainly has!

2. Honestly, mate you really are massive bell end

by iver biggun March 28, 2009