58 definitions by Woody

Carbone

See Bethann Carbone.

by Woody June 04, 2003

Eyebrow Theory

The colour of one's eyebrow is mirrored by the colour of the pubes. Nuff said.

Tom: "Bell, what colour are your pubes?"

Bell: "Fuck off you dirty bastard, i aint telling you that. You're gonna get a beating!!!"

Woody: "Same as his eyebrows. It's a proven philosophical concept."

by Woody February 25, 2004

Ezbon

Cool, Weird, Charming and Funky Dude.

Ezbon

by Woody March 17, 2003

crackheads

{see thugs} may sometimes be a thug on crack. Or, just may be a guy on da street askin 4 ya number and smokes crack at the same time

Pass that crack nigga.

Can i have yo numba?

by Woody May 13, 2004

crotch gravy

Partially solid matter that collects on either side of the yam bag, and/or on the gooch.

I had so much crotch gravy you'd think it was a holiday.

by Woody April 28, 2003

dealio

Pseudo-Spanish for "deal", used to lend an air of urban-chic to an otherwise urbane sentence.

Ok folks, here's the deal...
- vs -
Alright peeps, here's the dealio...

by Woody January 24, 2005

fiddley-fart

(can be used as noun,verb or adj. singular or plural)
no sense or value of time, wandering, lost, a waste,a way to start an arguement with the wife

1.) Man that dipshit isn't doing nothing but fiddley-farting around.
2.) Hey that ain't worth a shitload of fiddley-farts.
3.) Alrite bitch, quit fiddely-farting around and fix my dinner !!!!!

by Woody August 11, 2003