wankstain

a complete retard normally found wearing st mirren,celtic or 'c'coy colours

see at fuckin cunt sheeren greene she is a pure wankstain...............
i hate that wankstain gilligan

by Woody July 30, 2004

bull guard

When surfing the act of turning your board sideways and blocking another surfer from catching a wave

That bastard Jacob just bull guarded me again.

by woody April 30, 2004

5 to 10

In reference to the amount of jail time you will recieve if you bang an underage girl.

Car salesman #1: That bitch is hot!
Car Salesman #2: Yeah, too bad she's a 5 to 10.

by woody May 26, 2003

blipfuck

person who likes Ae

"wheres nast, that blipfuck, doesnt he know ae are on in a minute?"

by Woody January 19, 2003

sickuntz

A wog term for cool blokes.

Look at them sickuntz with kella ratzies kunt

by Woody April 10, 2005

turd burgler

someone who steals turds out of toilets and writes whose turd it is on the wall

Dued you just got turd burglered

by woody December 09, 2003

beer money

unexpected or ill gotten money whose sole purpose is to purchase beer to party.

It turns out that class I signed up for was canceled, so I just sold my books and now I have beer money.

by woody March 25, 2004