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belgin waffle

A belgin waffle is when you are slaying a girl with your precariously wide chode and you decide to eject excalibur from the twat stone and proceed to turn around and defecate on said muff cabbage. Step on the defecation in order to give it a circular waffle shape After wards proceed to douse the pussy cake in sweet golden urine as to be the "syrup on her waffle".
Timmy: Um not to be awkward, but can i give you a belgin waffle
Maria: Yes, but be light on the syrup sexy babe.
by Mark the gross March 1, 2011
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Belgian Waffle

The act of defecating on a laptop keyboard, then closing the laptop to mold the feces into the shape of a Belgian Waffle. The laptop is then left closed until someone (preferably the owner) opens the laptop to discover the waffle. This is typically performed as a final act of defiance when one's employment is terminated.

It is also simply known as a "Belgian" in corporate culture.
After Reginold was notified he would be fired for stealing office supplies, he left a Belgian Waffle on his superior's Dell waiting for him overnight.
by Professor Shitzngigglez December 23, 2008
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belgian waffle maker

to squat over someone (male or female) and hover the ass hole over their face,shit, and then sit down and fart on the persons face. *"greasing" the pan is an additional measure that includes pissing on the persons face before beginning the process previously mentioned.
Hey bra, did you pull the belgian waffle maker on that blonde chick?
by christian holmes April 27, 2007
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Belgian Waffle

When a chick is going down on you and you hit her ass with a tennis racket as your busting.
I gave this bitch a Belgian waffle last night.
by abu kadabi May 16, 2006
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Belgian Waffle Iron

When you bust in a girls face, and you hit her with a tennis racket so that the ridges resemble those of a waffle iron.
Wow, Bobby just gave Kate a massive Belgian waffle iron!
by R4G1NGERM4N1 November 13, 2011
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Belgian Waffle

when a person or organisation acts like they appreciate someone or a group of people, only to actively antagonize them whenever possible.

originates from the internal codename for when nintendo literally stalked a DS(i) homebrew developer.
Person 1: "Did you hear about how nintendo took down another smash tourny? i thoughts they liked the players?"

person 2: "Yeah I know dude, total Belgian Waffle"
by CoolStarDood December 21, 2020
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