belfmaxing

when you maximize your belfies

"Hey joe have you been belfmaxing

by Bloopy07 March 15, 2024

Belaxing

The act of spreading out the face cards of a playing deck, getting naked and relaxing in the privacy of your bedroom alone.

Come back later Mom, I’m belaxing.

by @Wonkerville January 4, 2020

Belaxing

Relaxing in such a peaceful and blissful manner that it becomes a state of being.

Person 1: "That guy is relaxing. He looks so peaceful."
Person 2: "I think a more accurate term would be "Belaxing"."

by DJAlpha February 26, 2022

Bellmaxxing

When one of your friends obediently bails out on plans at the ring of a bell to talk to a girl instead of with you

"Bro where is he he said he'd get on at 7"
"Man he's bellmaxxing rn he'll be on later"
"We're never seeing him again"

by DBC667 January 5, 2024

ballmaxing

Dipping your nuts in hot water for 15 min periods of time to create optimal nut size.

Tyler loves ballmaxing so much his nuts are the size of softballs

by Done chrome March 28, 2024

Beufmaxxing

To achieve a level of sloth that peaks beyond normal human comprehension. Often associated with an unhealthy, yet work-capable individual who can't/wont contribute to society in any meaningful way. An individual who will only be remembered by the stain they left in everyone's lives they had depended on.

The fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, FAT slob refused to get a job or leave his couch for over half a decade and depends on his wife and child's food stamps has achieved Sensei levels of Beufmaxxing.

by Beufbuster9000 February 15, 2026

Bellamaxing

overeating. like too much.

Ive been Bellamaxing, i gained 480 pounds this week.

by astralk September 17, 2025