Bellmaxxing

When one of your friends obediently bails out on plans at the ring of a bell to talk to a girl instead of with you

"Bro where is he he said he'd get on at 7"
"Man he's bellmaxxing rn he'll be on later"
"We're never seeing him again"

by DBC667 January 5, 2024

Hellmaxxing

Obtaining a one-way ticket to hell by doing something incredibly bad, evil, or shameful.

Jacob: Where’s the craziest place you’ve had sex?

Steve: I’ve fucked a girl in the St. John Paul II National Shrine on Good Friday.

~ Steve is fucking Hellmaxxing.

by Goodguybadguy August 5, 2021

Hellmaxxing

Obtaining a one-way ticket to hell by doing something incredibly bad, evil, or shameful.

Jacob: Where’s the craziest place you’ve had sex?

Steve: I’ve fucked a girl in the St. John Paul II National Shrine on Good Friday.

~ Steve is fucking Hellmaxxing.

by Goodguybadguy August 5, 2021

ballmaxxing

When you bring as many tennis balls as you can to go play tennis.

‘Hey don’t forget to ballmaxx later, Bede’- Henri
‘Don’t worry I’m always ballmaxxing’- Bede

by fatty bob pig July 10, 2024

ballsmaxxing

To tickle your, or someone else's, balls to the point of gooning. In a trance for minutes to hours tickling your balls to make them softer and bigger.

"Look, John started edgemaxxing." "Well, I'm cooler because I'm ballsmaxxing rn"

"My husband's balls have gotten so soft after he started ballsmaxxing

by SkibidiSigmaBalls July 20, 2024

belfmaxing

when you maximize your belfies

"Hey joe have you been belfmaxing

by Bloopy07 March 15, 2024

ballmaxing

Dipping your nuts in hot water for 15 min periods of time to create optimal nut size.

Tyler loves ballmaxing so much his nuts are the size of softballs

by Done chrome March 28, 2024