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Beufmaxxing

To achieve a level of sloth that peaks beyond normal human comprehension. Often associated with an unhealthy, yet work-capable individual who can't/wont contribute to society in any meaningful way. An individual who will only be remembered by the stain they left in everyone's lives they had depended on.
The fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, FAT slob refused to get a job or leave his couch for over half a decade and depends on his wife and child's food stamps has achieved Sensei levels of Beufmaxxing.
Beufmaxxing by Beufbuster9000 February 15, 2026
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bugmaxxing

Bugmaxxing- is a word used to describe "JUNE" a real as thurough bred hustler

well respected and crazy as shit don't give a fuck about what happens as long as he got the money in his hands he stays calm known to be irrational an the greatest of his time he currently got a line up of 7 cars an 3 homes in September of 2023 at the age of 26 he started" Bugmaxxing "when he decided to count what hemade in 10 years which was 850k definitely one of the greatest to ever do it he started selling weed in middle school an till this day still sells trees then at the age of 23 started selling bricks of dope all the way to currently many men pray for his death

n wanna see him dead outt of spite jealousy n hate cause he made over a million by the age of 26 he got got to the point in end of August 2023 he was making to 28k in 5min hopping from 1 car to another a total of 4 cars I the Casey's parking lot 13th an E should be named after "JUNE" EVERYONE loves him n he alwYs look out for the less fortunate he would hustle 7 days up to 14 days most he ever did was 16 days straight on his feet that's what I call one of the greats

he always worean wears brand new clothes he definitely 'bugmaxxing"an he resides where the money resides he was currently living in the mid west known all over the state of Nebraska from Omaha to Lincoln to ogallala, Fremont, Kearny etc...
"JUNE" ROLLING DOWN THE STREET IN HIS NEW 2023 CADILLAC ESCALADE AN HE "BUGMAXXING* the"JUNE" way "JUNE" AN IDOL TO LOOK UP TOO!! Currently "June" heart went cold an everyone who decieved him played him lied to him refused to pay him back talk down on my name an or tried to lay there hands on him better watch out cause he going "bugmaxxing" on ur ass u won't know what hit u or what happend he don't care how many of u are together where ur at or anything who got the most money got the most power he move alone an always has nobody is trust worthy as himself u better watch out he been paying close attention got people on the inside speaking everything coming back to his ears an he knows where a majority of y'all live to heard he don't give a fuck about boundaries now that's bugmaxxing when he get u outside ur job on 56th now that's bugmaxxing when ur home get shot up that's bugmaxxing when he catch u coming from work walking into ur apt/house now that's bugmaxxing an u won't expect him or see him coming good luck! Beastmaxxing All y'all fucked expect the unexpected cause no matter where u are he doing it an he gonna get u one by one an ur gonna hear about it that's just the "JUNE" way steady bugmaxxing lemme count this 850k he made in the last 4 yrs fake as dope boys it's the "JUNE" way the "bugmaxxing" way should of known better then to fuck with a real millionaire hustler it's only gonna take 1 "JUNE"IM NOT CALLING ON ANY FAVORS HE GONNA GET U 1 BY 1.

Bellmaxxing 

When one of your friends obediently bails out on plans at the ring of a bell to talk to a girl instead of with you
"Bro where is he he said he'd get on at 7"
"Man he's bellmaxxing rn he'll be on later"
"We're never seeing him again"
Bellmaxxing by DBC667 January 5, 2024

belfmaxing 

when you maximize your belfies
"Hey joe have you been belfmaxing
belfmaxing by Bloopy07 March 15, 2024

Bearmaxxing 

When you eat a diet of lean meat, berries and honey mixed together to get an anabolic diet that of a bear. To bulk like a bear man
Bro I started bearmaxxing to bulk and now I get my protein and micros every meal!
Bearmaxxing by sammy420 April 20, 2024

bedmaxxing 

when comfy in bed
hi buddy! i am bedmaxxing right now
bedmaxxing by rotttttttt May 7, 2024

betamaxxing 

The process of intentionally adopting or amplifying beta behaviors or traits, often to appear more passive, submissive, or agreeable in social interactions. This can involve minimizing dominant or assertive characteristics in order to fit a specific social role or strategy. It refers to becoming less alpha, or less independent and self-sufficient, in social dynamics. It is also a known fact that a sima's biggest fear is being accused of betamaxxing.
After years of focusing on being sigma, Andrew started betamaxxing by letting others take the lead more often.
betamaxxing by Bananaaa1 April 5, 2025
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