ballmaxing

Dipping your nuts in hot water for 15 min periods of time to create optimal nut size.

Tyler loves ballmaxing so much his nuts are the size of softballs

by Done chrome March 28, 2024

ballgazing game

A game based on ballgazing. To represent a ball, take your index finger and thumb and make a circle. Hold it below your waist. Now, get another person to look at it (not with physical force). If a person looks at it, you can punch the person twice. Resistance earns you another two per attempt. Usually punches are on the arm. Preferable among boys.

Person #1: "Hey, look down here."
Person #2 looks down.
Person #1: "Ballgazer! I get two hits."
Person #2: "What?"
Person #1: "It's the ballgazing game. Now hold out your arm."
Person #1 gives #2 two punches.

by C7Suareza3 May 25, 2010

ballaxing

Ballaxing/Ballaxer-(V) or (N)- the act of balling and relaxing at the same time. A person who is a ballar and likes to relax at the same time, ballaxer

John John, we are ballaxing this weekend. We are smoking L's and drinking mad brews why arent you here.

by ballaxer numbero uno March 8, 2007

ballmaxxing

When you bring as many tennis balls as you can to go play tennis.

‘Hey don’t forget to ballmaxx later, Bede’- Henri
‘Don’t worry I’m always ballmaxxing’- Bede

by fatty bob pig July 10, 2024

Ballsmaxing

Men enhancing the size/appearance of their bulge by letting their buddy kick them hard in the balls causing them to swell up larger and look more aesthetic in tight fitting clothes.

Mark benefits from ballsmaxing, asking his buddy to give him several hard kicks to the nuts, just before changing into his tight-fitting superhero costume for the comic convention where he’s sure to get a lot of attention.

by BBK’s March 11, 2026

Ballaningus

It's a real word I promise

What the fuck is ballaningus

by Skullsavage69 August 28, 2022

Bellmaxxing

When one of your friends obediently bails out on plans at the ring of a bell to talk to a girl instead of with you

"Bro where is he he said he'd get on at 7"
"Man he's bellmaxxing rn he'll be on later"
"We're never seeing him again"

by DBC667 January 5, 2024