A german musical equipment manufacturer that produces its goods in china. Among many things they make mixers, amplifiers and microphones and sell them at significantly low prices. Often get a bad rap by professionals often times unfairly. While not all of their stuff is always the most reliable choice, their value is incredible and to most starving artists the accessibility to good gear at a fraction of the price of other brands is a godsend.
I would have to sell my house to buy most advanced mixing consoles but the behringer does the job just fine at a fraction of the price. The price difference much exceeds the quality difference.
A derogatory term directed at Sheldons, the true intellectuals. This word has since been taken back by the Sheldons, and is a term of endearment among them.
Any action which combines ghettoness, extreme luck, and blatent stupidity.
Not neccessarily an insult, can also be used to credit one with luck or an uncanny ability to act in a way "unfit" for "normal" people.
Examples:
1. Ironing a shirt while it's on
2. Getting away with stealing shit from a house and speeding afterward.
3. Consistantly forgetting your work uniform, but going to work anyway
An audio engineer's worst nightmare. When something sound related goes so wrong you can only compare it to some of the worst equipment to exist. One could be
a) Lacking Resources
b) Lacking time c) Assigned impossible tasks with the expectation they can be done, and fast
d) and any combination of the 3
Someone gave me a concert multitracked in mp3 and want it mixed down tomorrow. I'm in Behringer Territory!
During the middle of a mix, the G5 stopped working. The engineer had entered Behringer Territory.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*