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Beijinged 

to place onself in a hazy state of mind, much like the air condition in Beijing as demonstrated during the 2008 Summer Olympic games
Baxter: yo man, what do you want to do tonight?

Tristan: i don't know, had a rough weekend, thinking of chilling out and getting beijinged tonight.

Baxter: good idea man, i will bring the greens around 8.
Beijinged by taylork October 7, 2008
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beijinged 

verb. to beijing
The act of shitting oneself while on a date with a woman.
Accidentally shitting on a woman.
Person 1: How'd your date go last night?
Person 2: Not good. I beijinged her.
beijinged by Mao the Chairman June 20, 2011

Beijing Corn 

Corn so good, you can taste the failure.
"Stressed out at work, need to relax? Beijing Corn has calming quality. Did your son get a B in math? Give him Beijing Corn, disappointment, guaranteed." -Steven's Dad.
Beijing Corn by TacoCraft June 14, 2021

BEIJING CORN 

The best corn company made by Stevens dad. The Beijing corn give you the teleportation power "one time I went teleport to hospitial" says fan. Give you instant 100 iq.
THE BEIJING CORN SO DUMB IT GROW ON TREE

Princeton in Beijing

A summer Chinese Language course held at Beijing Normal University, coordinated by Princeton University. Known as "Prison in Beijing" due to the excessive workload and the fact that students like to wear the color orange.
Tourist 1: Why is there a kid wearing an orange prison jumpsuit over there?
Tourist 2: He's just a student from Princeton in Beijing imprisoned by the course workload.

Beijing Corn 

Beijing Corn by Α January 25, 2022

BEIJING CORN 

THE BEIJING CORN IS THE BEST CORN PRODUCT MADE BY STEVENS DAD. "THE BEIJING CORN GIVE YOU TELEPORTATION POWER ONE TIME I EAT I TELEPORT TO HOSPITAL. EAT BEIJING CORN GIVE INSATANT 100 iq.
THE BEIJING CORN SO DUMB IT GROW ON TREE
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