Beinger 

Having to take a dump in the world

I am beinger

Beinger by Tillica June 14, 2022

Beinger 

A beinger is someone with naught cares for the world due to their stature.

My mother in law is something of a beinger. She feigns interest but ultimately she's inherited a lot of money.

Beinger by Gdubs234 October 30, 2022

Binger 

A person who is unable to present themselves in the manner in which they wish to be viewed due to a lack of competence, skill, and mental capacity, often with humiliating results. The individual is often viewed as an excellent example of the Dunning-Kruger Affect.

The prosecutor wore a slick suit with a lapel but he turned out to be a binger, his cross examination was awful and he violated the Defendant’s constitutional rights several times before the judge declared a mistrial.

Binger by terrordomecashmoney November 10, 2021

Binger 

A binger is a soy-filled authority figure who abuses his position to demonize others, especially people who can defend themselves who are a reminder of the fact the binger cannot. A binger riles up others against those he considered threatening to his position of power. Known for tight-fit skinny jeans, Star Wars lapel pins, and virginity.

Person 1: Make sure your mask is covering your entire nose or you'll be charged with murder

Person 2: Leave us alone, binger.

Binger by blackriflecucked November 9, 2021

Binger 

To shoot oneself in the foot.
To inadvertently make a situation worse for oneself.
To do something without intending to which spoils a situation for oneself.
See Wisconsin Assistant District Attorney Thomas Binger's handling of prosecution witnesses in the Kyle Rittenhouse trial.

"I really like this girl, so I hope I don't binger on our date tonight."
"They were winning by a field goal, but they bingered on the last drive and lost the game."

Binger by WTanner November 11, 2021

Binger 

Gubmint Attorney who facepalms after a witness confesses to crimes and clears the defendant

Man, what a Binger! #KyleDidNothingWrong

Binger by Wanna Cookie November 9, 2021

Binger 

attempting to disparage another in a manner that ends up hurting ones own self interest

binger one who uses a strap on long enough to penetrate ones self
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one who puts a one armed man on as a witness who incriminates himself
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Binger by majin2064 November 10, 2021