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The Beijinger 

The Beijinger is a newspaper written by Asians for Asians in Beijing. It’s called it’s own people cowards and even has stated they won’t defend their own women. They are correct.
Hey did you see the Beijingers new article last night?

No I don’t speak noodle asshole.
The Beijinger by Southerndickray November 22, 2018

Beijing Corn 

Corn so good, you can taste the failure.
"Stressed out at work, need to relax? Beijing Corn has calming quality. Did your son get a B in math? Give him Beijing Corn, disappointment, guaranteed." -Steven's Dad.
Beijing Corn by TacoCraft June 14, 2021

BEIJING CORN 

The best corn company made by Stevens dad. The Beijing corn give you the teleportation power "one time I went teleport to hospitial" says fan. Give you instant 100 iq.
THE BEIJING CORN SO DUMB IT GROW ON TREE

Princeton in Beijing

A summer Chinese Language course held at Beijing Normal University, coordinated by Princeton University. Known as "Prison in Beijing" due to the excessive workload and the fact that students like to wear the color orange.
Tourist 1: Why is there a kid wearing an orange prison jumpsuit over there?
Tourist 2: He's just a student from Princeton in Beijing imprisoned by the course workload.

Beijing Corn 

Beijing Corn by Α January 25, 2022

BEIJING CORN 

THE BEIJING CORN IS THE BEST CORN PRODUCT MADE BY STEVENS DAD. "THE BEIJING CORN GIVE YOU TELEPORTATION POWER ONE TIME I EAT I TELEPORT TO HOSPITAL. EAT BEIJING CORN GIVE INSATANT 100 iq.
THE BEIJING CORN SO DUMB IT GROW ON TREE
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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