beirdo 

An annoying hipster douchebag that has a beard or scruff.

Dude, that beirdo posted up right in front of me at the club last night, waving his iPhone around in my face the entire time like a jackass.

That ball hugger Jim rides a fixie, listens to whiny bitch music, always has a PBR tall boy, smokes American Spirits, wears beanies, flannels, and skinny jeans from American Apparel, and those stupid fakies (non-prescription black rimmed glasses). He's a total beirdo!

beirdo by Nearly Civilized December 9, 2012

Beirdo 

Beirdo - Noun

A portmanteau of the words beard and weirdo. A bearded, middle-aged man with greasy, oily skin and scraggly hair (if applicable). Many Beirdos will sport a shaven head or, on slightly rarer occasions, a bullet (see the 11th definition for Bullet). Hygienic habits of a Beirdo include refusal to use a toothbrush, soap, deodorant, or toilet paper. Beirdos generally have an inner electromagnetic affinity which attracts them to small groups of younger teenage boys with whom they can converse, even if against the group's will. Beirdos tend to enjoy discussing such subjects as hanging dead bodies, torturing small defenseless animals, and eating raw meat. The Beirdo's habitat ranges throughout the United States, some having been sighted even as far south as Baja California. They are most commonly spotted in Walmart, in The Dollar Store, at County Fairs, or in public restrooms, always taking a dump, but never wiping. Like the chimpanzee, Beirdos have been known to fling their waste if provoked. Experts suggest maintaining a 20 foot distance in order to stay out of range of a Beirdo's pungent, natural odor.

Example 1: The Beirdo cackled hysterically as he recounted the last time he'd seen his grandmother fall and break her hip.

Example 2: The stench of Beirdo wafted into my nostrils as I felt the warm breath of a middle-aged bald man whisper into my ear, "You ever eaten a raw gopher?"

Beirdo by JuhCoby55 October 27, 2009

weirdo with a beirdo

A person who is weird and has a beird. It's also a person who looks weird because of their beird, or a person who is weird and doesn't have a beird, but you want to add "with a beirdo" to your plain old ordinary "weirdo". It's from the movie Evan Almighty.

person 1: Look at that guy's beird!
person 2: YEAH! What a weirdo with a beirdo!

weirdo with a beirdo by Kate, littlemissSUNSHINE August 10, 2007

beidou

a literal goddess oh my god please beidou marry me im begging you

person 1: who is that hot sexy beautiful perfect woman over there
person 2: that's our lord and saviour beidou
person 1: oh my god im in love

beidou by aethersupremacist July 6, 2021

beidou

sexy mf from genshin impact. she can hit me with her sword whenever she wants and i’d thank her

person 1 : "man, beidou’s so hot!"
person 2 : "i main her btw"
person 1 : "ok idc"

beidou by 8960 April 7, 2021

beidou

sexy electro pirate lady, captain of the crux fleet. can slay giant ocean monsters thats just how insanely hot she is

“omg beidou just came home”

“HOLY SHITTTTT”

beidou by ABSOLUTELY NO ASKERS February 19, 2021

Beardophile 

A person who enjoys stroking/touching other peoples beards.

You like to stroke beards, you beardophile!

Beardophile by Juicysatsumas March 19, 2013