Beerdom

Stands for Beer-Condom. Usually a sock or a shirt sleeve, Beerdoms are placed around a beer while in the car to avoid any unneccessary attention from passing cars and, more importantly, cops.

Quick, Nicole! Put a beerdom around your tall can so that cop won't see us backseat boozing!

by Lauren Guzman August 23, 2008

beerdom

Beerdom: When you fall asleep because you have taken part in too much alcohol and are surrounded by the cans and bottles of said alcohol. Your own personal Beerdom.

Hey check out Anthony and his 3 can beerdom. Weak

When I woke up my beerdom was all around my room from my end table to the bed.

My beerdom protected me last night! They were coming to draw on my face but then they hit my beerdom's walls and when the can crunched I was awoken!

Kents beerdom? No he definitely didn't do 10. He took extra cans from the table for the beerdom in his room.

by Dick Keen April 16, 2009

BeerDog

A can of beer to be consumed by the driver of a vehicle (preferabbly a large SUV) on the way to a Ski Hill

Driver: "Dude.......BeerDog!"
Rear Passenger: "Here Bro."

by zeeglarr February 12, 2010

Beerdo

Bearded hipster beer snobs. You always see them working at breweries, maybe tending bar, usually talking about hops and yeast and other beer geek terms. Probably wearing a stained tee shirt but still talking down to you because you don’t know the intricate difference between an IPA and a pale ale.

Hey Beerdo, just shut up and pour the god damn beer. And make sure it’s cold!

by Dillpickel May 5, 2018

Beardom

To be so bored, that you can grow a beard.

Andrew:I've been suffering from beardom this entire month.
Ed: I can tell, your facial hair makes lumber jacks look weak!

by Chris cole August 10, 2012

beercomplished

the phenomenon were each item in your long list of to-dos gets replaced with a beer

Bob: Sal, how's that to-do list coming?
Sal: Beercomplished!

by Bass Hero June 7, 2010

beerdonkadonk

a nice ass attached to a butterface or brown bagger for which the beer goggles and beer boner are needed to keep it from being a badonkadont

not the same as beer booty

bitch got beerdonkadonk, so i put dat ass on a side burner

by FlintShrubwood November 10, 2006