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being dead 

Pros:
- No more responsibilities (huzzah!)
Cons:
- Your family will miss you (if you had one)
- You'll miss out on a lot more experiences (if you managed your time accordingly)
- You'll miss hanging out with your friends (if you were more confident)
- You probably wouldn't be thinking of committing yourself into "being dead" if you were thinking positively and do your best (You wouldn't be a rowdy attention-seeking, depressed, anxious 14-year old with mental declines if you think clearly and actually do a thing for gosh sake)
- No more responsibilities.

Many people have belief that it all will be useless because you'll eventually become "being dead" in your period of "being alive"and all of your effort will be gone to nothing. While in reality, you'll become more useless by "being dead" because you wouldn't be able to contribute your innovations and ideas to mankind.

The point of escaping suicide thoughts is not to be selfish and only care about yourself, but to also care about people around you. Use your time wisely and have fun.
Us skeletons, which are already dead, however, are baffled by our human counterparts criticizing their experiences of "being alive". "Being dead" is actually a traumatic experience in an experience of one's consciousness; the act of making oneself "being dead" will only do harm than good. The science of the universe has greatly proven that the existence of humans are just part of the natural existence of the universe by itself. Therefore, the only way to survive this reality is to make good use of yourself out of the period of living you've been given, not shorten it. - Dr. Gordon Grim Skeleton (P.hd in Science and Philosophy of Skeletalism and being verbose) rambling to itself.
being dead by skeletonian April 25, 2021
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Bring out your dead 

An exclamation used during the time of the Black Plague in order to let people know that the cart for dead bodies was passing by. Anyone who had a friend or housemate that had recently died of the plague would literally "bring out their dead" and throw the person on top of the pile.
The grisly call of "Bring out your dead!" was one of the defining moments of 14th-century Europe.
Bring out your dead by MissionDoll November 12, 2004

Bring out your dead 

A classic scene from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" where a man tries to put his living grandpa on the cart of dead bodies.
Old Man:"I feel happppppyyyyy!"
Son:No, you don't. You'll keel over any minute.
Old Man:"I think I'll go for a walk!"
*Son clubs old man and puts him on the cart*
Bring out your dead by Yogo540 January 9, 2005

Bring out your dead 

After pwnage, this phrase is one that may be uttered, to avoid clichés such as all your base and pwn3d
Bring out your dead, bring out your dead! I just shat on you!

Bring it back from the dead 

When smoking "the herb" and the cherry starts to die, you yell bring it back from the dead! Who ever has the "herb" has to inhale as hard as he can until the cherry re ignites
Justin : yo man the cherry is going out
Mike : huh?
Justin : Bring it back from the dead man!!!
Mike : *inhale*

(cherry starts glowing again)
Justin : nice

Dead Man’s Bling 

Jewelry one would get because of the death of a family member
Yo check out my new dead man’s bling I got from my grandpa

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