MissionDoll's definitions

queen

A term of endearment used on a woman. Can be serious and sweet or just a way to get her into bed.

"Aww, sweetie, you know you'll always be my queen."

by MissionDoll November 11, 2004

theater geek

Someone who enjoys acting or otherwise participating in a school drama club. From "theater", the business or practice of performing for an audience, and "geek", an uncool person. Connotation varies depending on use.

Negative: "I'm gonna pound you, theater geek!"
Positive: "Oh, Jason, you were a great Nathan Detroit in Guys and Dolls. You're such a theater geek!"

by MissionDoll October 19, 2004

ass

a.) Slang term for the fatty deposits on a person's buttocks. Asses come in various sizes, ranging from 0 (none to speak of) to 10 (morbidly obese), with the average being somewhere around 5 to 7.

b.) A donkey.

c.) An obnoxious or egocentric person.

a.) I have no ass, so I'm trying to find some padded panties.

b.) That ass may look tame, but he packs a wallop.

c.) Tiffany is such an ass. She talks about herself all the time.

by MissionDoll November 13, 2004

floating crap game

A dice game which is moved from place to place to evade the authorities. Usually found in New York in the late 1930s-40s.

It's the oldest established permanent floating crap game in New York!

by MissionDoll October 19, 2004

Seras

1. The young, large-breasted female vampire from the anime/manga Hellsing.

2. Someone who is unecessarily squeamish, as Seras was often squeamish about drinking blood at first.

1. Because Seras didn't want to die, she agreed to let Alucard bite her.

2. It's just a dead lizard; stop being such a Seras.

by MissionDoll March 21, 2005

fruit bowl

Affectionate term for a woman's breasts, derived from the many fruit-related terms for the same body parts. See apples and melons.

It doesn't matter what size your fruit bowl is, as long as it jiggles a little bit.

by MissionDoll November 11, 2004

Bring out your dead

An exclamation used during the time of the Black Plague in order to let people know that the cart for dead bodies was passing by. Anyone who had a friend or housemate that had recently died of the plague would literally "bring out their dead" and throw the person on top of the pile.

The grisly call of "Bring out your dead!" was one of the defining moments of 14th-century Europe.

by MissionDoll November 12, 2004