breasts

Fatty deposits on a woman's chest. They contain mammary glands which produce milk to feed babies, and have also evolved into a beauty/status symbol. Come in various sizes ranging from AAA (practically nonexistent) up to DDD and even higher. Generally, the bigger they are compared to the rest of a woman's body, the more attractive they are considered to be, although occasionally one will run across the rare man who prefers the little ones. The downside of having bigger ones is that they tend to sag after a woman reaches 30.
In today's breast-obsessed society, your breasts have to be at least a D-cup to be considered attractive.
by MissionDoll November 11, 2004
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floating crap game

A dice game which is moved from place to place to evade the authorities. Usually found in New York in the late 1930s-40s.
It's the oldest established permanent floating crap game in New York!
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the girls

The girls may only be 34B's, but I like them just as they are.
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Bring out your dead

An exclamation used during the time of the Black Plague in order to let people know that the cart for dead bodies was passing by. Anyone who had a friend or housemate that had recently died of the plague would literally "bring out their dead" and throw the person on top of the pile.
The grisly call of "Bring out your dead!" was one of the defining moments of 14th-century Europe.
by MissionDoll November 12, 2004
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tight ass

A rear end that is exceptionally attractive, well-defined, or desirable according to the butt fad of the month.
Tight ass on that boy!
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ass

a.) Slang term for the fatty deposits on a person's buttocks. Asses come in various sizes, ranging from 0 (none to speak of) to 10 (morbidly obese), with the average being somewhere around 5 to 7.

b.) A donkey.

c.) An obnoxious or egocentric person.
a.) I have no ass, so I'm trying to find some padded panties.

b.) That ass may look tame, but he packs a wallop.

c.) Tiffany is such an ass. She talks about herself all the time.
by MissionDoll November 13, 2004
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fruit bowl

Affectionate term for a woman's breasts, derived from the many fruit-related terms for the same body parts. See apples and melons.
It doesn't matter what size your fruit bowl is, as long as it jiggles a little bit.
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