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When you cum so hard that you physically shiver and your teeth chatter.
Dude, did you just see Bryan behlen?
behlen by Chinese Superhero July 6, 2016
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Cheesy bellend 

Cheese like substance situated in the foreskin area of an unwashed dick. Smells like rotten cheese, looks like rotten cheese... a Cheesy Bellend
WW's bellend is damn cheesy
Cheesy bellend by dikke piele November 28, 2004
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A Belen is a person you can't help but look at all the time. Her beauty is breath taking but invisible to her. She has the most beautiful smile take seems to lift your spirits just by looking at it. She has amazing dark brown hair that seems to glow with life every time she moves. Her eyes are so deep it is as though your looking into the ocean, they are so gentle and open as though you could just fall inside. Her laugh makes you want to be the person she laughs with, so lively and bright that its almost impossible not to laugh with her. A Belen is someone that you can share your troubles with and she will understand without any doubt or questioning. Someday I hope I get the courage to talk to a Belen.
Sarah: Belen is such an amazing person I wish I was friends with her.
Lacy: She is amazing her presence brings more light into the world.
Belen by lordbibble March 29, 2016
The most beautiful girl in the world. You will fall in love instantly with this girl. Her laugh brightens your day. Her smile will make you know that everything is okay. You'll love her more then anything in the whole world caus how could you not. Just look at how beautiful she is. Inside and out. How could you not love her.
Person 1: Hey who's that girl?

Me: Oh Belen? just the love of my life.
Belen by Just a bagel July 11, 2016
Tip of the penis.
Can also be used as an insult.
Only Britain has been blessed with this amazing word so far, but the Gods are trying to find a way to spread it around the entire world.
Random: I dress up as death and point at old people as they leave the bingo centre.
Me: You bellend.
Bellend by MaxisStrife December 24, 2015
A Behrens is usually a last name that people will have. They are very kind people who work extremely hard for what they have. But they sadly lose people in their lives a lot. Behrens’s are good at making people smile when they need it. And they know when to put someone in place. If you mess with one member of the family you mess with all of them. If you stay on the Behrens’s good side you will forever be in their hearts and when ever you need their help they are willing to do it.
Those Behrens’s are so kind and wouldn’t hurt a soul
Behrens by spread the love and November 26, 2018

Boisterous bellend 

This type of person is an absolute twat who never fails to annoy you. They are loud and not well educated and often blurt out inappropriate comments resembling an arsehole, or in this case, a total bellend.
That new lad at work is a boisterous bellend and really pisses me off
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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