Something you say when someone of a female gender is annoying you or acting like a slut . You usually push, shove,slap, or punch the thot away afterwards.

Thot annoys Jeremy.

Jeremy: BEGONE THOT

The thot is pushed away.

Begone thot by Skubs. June 12, 2017

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Whore begone

After fucking some nasty whore, or a dirty skank, or any other time you looked down at your dick and say "what the fuck did you just do?" You, then in a panic, immediately go into the nearest bathroom and grab what appears to be the best solution and give your dick a bath in Listerine. Make sure to get it into your dick hole too.

Listerine on your dick= whore begone.

Jim: "man did you fuck that fat whore last night?"
Jack "omg ya! Then I immediately threw up, washed my cock with whore begone and got the fuck out of there"

jim "shit that whore begone burns my dickhole"
jack "better the whore begone burn than the sweet sting of syphillis"

Whore begone by Lascivious January 7, 2011

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begone thot

Phrase used when trying to remove a slut from your life. If she drawls, you can then say "BEGONE THOT!" she will then be gone forever.

Julia: I think Geo is so much hotter than you.
Chris: BEGONE THOT!

begone thot by Old Head Jake April 18, 2018

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Thotus Begoness

A magical set of words only to be uttered in certain situations of life and death. Other such marvelous phrases include beatus meatus and fetus deletus. Remember this phrase to protect yourself.

As the circle of thots enclosed themselves on him, Harry yelled ferociously, "THOTUS BEGONESS!". An explosion rang out to be heard in all directions, but when the dust cleared Harry was the only one standing within a 2 mile radius.

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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