Picture the scene: The other fuckin' week there, doin' the fuckin' Volley with Tommy, playing pool. I'm playing like Paul-Fuckin'-Newman by the way. Givin' the boy here the tannin' of a lifetime. So it comes to there, during the last shot, the deciding ball of the whole tournament. I'm on the black and he's sittin' in the corner looking all fuckin' biscuit-arsed. When this hard cunt comes in. Obviously fuckin' fancied himself, like. Starts staring at me. Lookin' at me, right fuckin' at me, as if to say, "Come ahead, square go." You ken me, I'm not the type of cunt that goes looking for fuckin' bother, like, but at the end of the day I'm the cunt with a pool cue and he can get the fat end in his puss any time he fucking wanted like. So I squares up, casual like. What does the hard cunt do? Or the so-called hard cunt? Shites it. Puts down his drink, turns, and gets the fuck out of there. And after that, well, the game was mine.

begbie by boris the spider August 4, 2005

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Begoña

Begoña is a fierce and loyal companion. She is dotes to be as fierce as a lioness, but deep down Begoña is a caring individual who will love you if only you can love her. All her friends say that she is kind, attractive, loyal and important in their lives.

Begoña will roar like a lion if you cross her
Never be fooled by her charm

Begoña by Is this love? May 10, 2021

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begone thot

The expulsion of a thot; conjuring a banishment of the sort

Deniqua: *insert thot speech*

Daquan: BEGONE THOT!
*Deniqua disappears*

begone thot by Ztsd_🅱️ April 3, 2017

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BEGOME

To convert to a religion.

BEGOME ORDODOGS :DDD

BEGOME by TokenOrthoBro December 11, 2018

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