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Befouled Bonathan

The act of kidnapping and typing up your college roommate in your dorm and pretending they did not return for this semester. Then the captor will torture their roommate through repeatedly zoning out in front of them, going out for late night walks, eating large meals while the prisoner starves, and the occasional blowjob.
Aidan: “Nah, Bonathan isn’t coming back this semester?”
(Later)
Kirk: “Guys I think Aidan’s pulling a Befouled Bonathan again.”

beffudled 

Cute word for confused, a cross between baffled and confused
i am feeling beffudled today
beffudled by Pongo December 14, 2008
made dirty or foul; "a building befouled with soot"; "breathing air fouled and darkened with factory soot"
"... I made sweet sweet love to the pool table, which I later befouled"
befouled by Niraco September 7, 2005

befuggled 

BeDazzeled confusion. A massive amount of confusion upon one's brain.
After my bf told me that he wanted a relationship and then changed it to a "non-relationship" type of relationship; I found myself completely befuggled!
befuggled by Nicola de Campville October 21, 2010

befungled 

"Man I could almost swear I was befungled last night."
"I woke up to the smiling faces of leprechauns who must have befungled me last night."
"I snuck into my sisters room and watched her get befungled."
befungled by Jacob Ahlfield May 1, 2006